They get offended by consent.

And yet they get offended by sex.

Are there any Republicans who aren’t pedophiles? At this point, I just assume that all Trump supporters are sex offenders.

Translation: yo punk ass self ain’t do shit but run yo mouth, son. Stfu and keep and my boy’s names out of yo mouth and worry about your own dotards who are probably out shooting elephants. Peace.

Touched by an Angel is a really popular show with evangelicals in Alabama.

So, he’s blaming this on alcoholism? Jeezus.

The timing here is VERY suspicious. And so is the woman. I looked into her Twitter and her profile says “God-liver”... could she be a christian evangelical? If so, it would explain why she’s falsely accusing Al.

Which would all probably be a lot more comforting if it seemed even remotely likely that the current occupant of the Oval Office has any idea what MAD is, or what a measured response is. Or that he won’t take a notion to launch a pre-emptive strike at Nambia.

Univision should offer to buy CNN outright. What would make Trump madder than having the Messicans own a major news outlet in the US?  

Well Jim Beam should be scared. The GOP has annihilated corporations across America with their boycotts. Take a look at the list of recent victims of their targets, mere husks of their former selves.

Is Hilton ill? He looks like shit.

Is Meth Face contagious?

He is not...that is why he is saying this stuff...

How is Perez Hilton still a thing? I haven’t given this asshole a thought in ten years. Has anybody?

Wow, Perez Hilton looks TERRIBLE.

Omarosa is the worst. A total narcissist like Trump.

Twice removed judge who defends the confederacy has some nerve to lecture us on patriotism.

I hate this guy so fucking much. I was in high school when he was fighting for the precious Ten Commandments thing, and every single male teacher (sorry, “Coach”) I had just loved this guy. He was constantly lauded as a role model for “standing up for his principles”, while I was given detention for expressing raw,…

He was removed from the bench for refusing the rule of law. Stop calling him ‘Judge’ Roy Moore.

Counterpoint: Popeyes kicks KFC’s ass.