These assholes love to talk about how violent Chicago is.... but they always fail mention, compared to other cities, per capita, Chicago is the 28th most violent city in the country.

Also, define “fabricate.” For my conservative relatives and friends, “fake news” means “Tillerson calling Trump a moron shouldn’t be a 24/7 news story,” not, “it didn’t happen.”

This “proof” is the same as the Comey “tapes” I assume...

He probably giggles every time he sees the word “Niger”

I think this is as an appropriate time as any to point out that both active military and veterans voted for Donny pretty overwhelmingly. Who could have thought that he would make their moms cry? What a shocker.

In President Tangerine Serial Shit Show’s defense, what would he know about sacrifice?

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

“but Spencer has since threatened to sue over free speech rights”

Dear Florida-
All the weirdo shit that happens in you on a daily basis, and THIS is what rates a state of emergency? Puh-leaze.

I’m pretty shocked by this. Every time I think I can get a handle on how people behave at football games something like this comes along and just makes me second guess humanity. I’m just at an absolute loss.

We didn’t lose this election because of Trump voters. We lost this election because of liberals who spent an unbelievable amount of time and energy convincing other liberals not to vote or to vote 3rd party. But you can’t blame them. Sure, we have a spiteful toddler running the country and untold numbers of people are…

Hey all y’all who didn’t vote, here are the consequences of elections. Neil Gorsuch, implosion of one-sixth of the economy, pre-emptive war, indifference from DoJ to anyone not in power, and tax cuts for rich people are on the menu because of your inaction.

The ex-VW owner probably comes out ahead in the long-run.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

Is anyone else assuming the reason Zuck doesn’t want to fix this is because he thinks he’ll be able to leverage these same tools to try and help himself get elected in 2020?

Read on another comment thread: Heather Locklear MUST play Alexis.

Hey, Sasse, did you vote for the stolen SCOTUS pick? Oh, you did. Fuck you.

Donald the Bitch is going to find out they’re American citizens when they all register to vote on the mainland.

Gay dudes are still dudes, dude. And dudes are often pretty horrible.

Nazis don’t get banned from Twitter but people can get suspended for saying go fuck yourself? Go fuck yourself twitter