haha. I forgot to mention the “...and finally, why I’m on track to make 8 figures on my 40's”.

Found the guy with zero non-white friends.

Listening to Chapo Traphouse is the whitest thing you can do that doesn’t involve a burning cross.

OH MY GLOB. ...and why do so many people apparently have their toddler who just finished eating pancakes put the disks back. Sticky fingerprints on everything...and you have to hand-clean that as it will gum up the machine!

and Overdrive, Freegal, Tumble, RBDigital(used to be Zinio), among others.

With services your local library might offer like hoopla from Midwest, you can also get actually-streaming shows, movies and music with your library card (in addition to audiobooks, comics and books).

Thanks for this. My wife is a library director, and virtually every single day she comes home with stories of how surprised people are by what the library offers. DVDs? Blu-Ray? Graphic novels? Audiobooks? Ebooks? Computers? Free wi-fi? Some even offer video games. Just the sheer amount of stuff you can access online…

It’s true, sometimes an overly long sentence can be a struggle for readers - the idea that one might have to cling desperately to a single strand of thought without the much welcome respite of a full stop can defeat even the most determined of readers, as well as being a worrying shift from the expected norms of…

Who the fuck touches random babies!?!?!?!?!? I have never seen a baby and thought to myself I should touch it. The people who touched your child are probably psychopaths who need to be locked up.

I may have suggested she slip her mother the address with a letter telling her to bring a police escort.

Wait I think I am wrong. Didn’t he lose his celestial abilities at the end of VOl. 2?

Ray Bradbury had so many great stories. They should make “The Pedestrian” next as a sequel to 451. In “The Pedestrian” it’s gotten to the point where it’s illegal to even leave your home. Yes, going for a walk will get you arrested and killed.

earlier cuts of this film had his character incinerating tomes by removing his shirt.

somebody send this to that dude who keeps telling us he has a Black wife

Ooh, that’s a good question. I’m far from an expert, but I do remember it being used as early evidence of weaving, maybe?

I’m really fond of the theory (found in LR McDermott’s 1996 article, possibly among others) that it’s the self-portrait of a woman looking down at her own body—which explains the curviness and the absence of facial features.

Best part of Tinfoil Kevin? He’s Buzz from Home Alone!

Tinfoil Kevin was a fantastic character all on his own - he doesn’t need to be any version of anything other than himself!