Well there is that but you can’t guarantee snow in January, and our fragile white dude ego can’t take disappointment.

White history month is January because we have to be first in everything or we fell oppressed.

She just thinks he is some orange sherbet topped with some lemon cotton candy.

You are a saint of the internet for posting this.

But to be fair that is all Geminis.

That actually happened to me! I was 16 and had just got my driver’s license. My best friend and I got lost on some back country roads in the middle of the night and we drove past a cross burning. Scared the shit out of us.

I have heard them called ghost poops or threading the needle because the poop never touches the sides.

I had a chicken vindaloo election night because I was super excited and positive Hillary was going to win. So I have been having frequent hard painful bloody stress poops(bright red) from hemorrhoids. Along with lots of gas that smells like death and electrical fires. Today I had one meal a massive multi dish feast…

Oh that is so deliciously pure evil. I like the way you think.

Made this for yaou.

I thought about running to another country where I may survive whatever shit show of a global war he gets us into but then have a miserable life living in a radioactive crap world. Honestly staying put to live like there is no tomorrow and dying when the nukes fall on Norfolk and D.C. seems the better choice.

One of the best days of my life was seeing one of my middle school bullies eating out of a trashcan. He wasn’t the ring leader but just one of the flunkies. I slow rolled by him in my car and gave him the finger. Some of my adult friends tried to make me feel bad about that. Fuck him karma is a bitch.

The truth is she was supposed to die on that island but then time travelers met her when she arrived and recruited her to travel to space and fight Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

“Not because you wear something from another culture, but because you don’t try to understand why it was created, what it stands for, why it’s meaningful to these cultures, and why it’s not something meant for you to play with.”

Pete Burns and Jack Chick get to the pearly gates at the same time.

So an American remake?

I was bullied a lot in school. Middle school was exceptionally bad. My 7th grade year I got into trouble on an almost weekly basis. Some asshole would needle me with both verbal and physical abuse until I had enough and I’d snap and take a swing at them or cuss them out. I was always the one who got sent to the…

I have two theories:

I grew up with Mr grandmother living in our house. She was a spitfire. That is her shooting the bird as my user picture.

I had that done! He called it cadaver bone paste which made me bust out laughing because I had this awful voice in my head say “you get it from boning cadavers?”