This is the sexy love machine we’re talking about, by the way...

Yeah I was stumped too

Some of us like our boots in the air, thank you very much.

The Trump supporters also claim that they were assaulted by the co-owner in the parking lot and had the initials “H C” carved into their faces, only backwards, because she’s crooked.

TEAM FONTAINE!

You wore black underwear to someone’s wedding. I... I’m gonna go have a drink now.

i would but i can’t! friends (or strangers) don’t let friends (or strangers) wear these but ugly shoes!!! omg that lace-upy thing and a platform mix - that’s something an asylum nurse would wear! those shoes give me creeps!!!!

Feel free to provide a source.

Even Andy Kaufman didn’t play a joke that long.

Whaaaat part of this look says “comfortable” & “summery” to you? The tight pencil skirt that is making my inner thighs chafe just looking at it? The heels that will smell like a hockey player’s jock strap after my sweaty feet walk one block in them? The black kimono long sleeved jacket?

Sandy Hook really was a tipping point. At the time, my position was that we need to decide, as a nation, whether were going to do something about guns and gun violence in this country, or whether we were going to accept this reality as the cost of our “freedoms.”

because we refuse to make any changes.

It’s sulfur.

Yeah, because the cops are always 100% correct.

And we’re speaking back-

She doesn’t have an MBA from Penn, and neither does the Donald. Both of their degrees are from Wharton’s undergraduate division.

Of course he’d say that’s why his marriage fell apart and not the fact that he was fucking Marla Maples on the side. Because his wife didn’t know her place I guess.

I can’t with this bullshit - for so many, it’s not about women CEOs and their start-ups... for many, it’s about having a baby and trying not to lose your job over it, or scraping pennies together to get childcare. It’s institutional sexism and sexual harassment. It’s being paid less. It’s being complimented on your…

“There was a great softness to Ivana, and she still has that softness, but during this period of time, she became an executive not a wife.”

I have no doubt Trump employs many groups that he can underpay.