I will donate an extra $100 to the campaign if Bruce ends his performance with “Fuck you, Chris Christie!” I mean, haven’t we earned that?

The best, the only, Doc Holliday.

It was a disaster a total disaster for America. Just a complete disaster.

You think rent boys and slot machines are free?

I feel like he looks like a less attractive Gary Busey and I didn’t know that was a thing that could happen.

he has become one of the nation’s biggest fucking assholes.

Go home you scum sucking police apologist.

Your winnings, sir.

I am so fucking shocked by this latest Trump revelation that I am practically beside myself. No, really, I am utterly and completely nonplussed by this. I would have never thought that a profane, lying, philandering, bigoted plutocrat would ever be a tax cheat. Nope. Didn’t see that one coming.

She didn’t pull him over his car had broken down and he was looking for help.

1629.

“YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT....

Won’t someone think of Tiffany?

ay, papi.

You could totally have grandchildren. Arlene could adopt.

Martha Raddatz is the intersection where BAD meets MOTHERFUCKER, that’s who. I can’t wait!!

I remember reading in (Dr. Sears Sr.’s book) that he was not a big fan of swings for babies, and referred to them as “electronic mothering” to be used only as a last resort when one was not “creative” enough to be able to rock a baby to sleep. Fuck that, you sanctimonious prick, I exhaustedly thought at the time, as I…

“I don’t think it is such a critical public health issue that we should force parents into it.”