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Also, teenagers are the worst.

That explains the bottle of liquid garbage I was gifted last Christmas called Angel by Thierry Mugler.

You mean those guys at the flea market selling Channel No. 4.5 are up to no good? Who knew?

I always confuse her with the one who brings along The Night Visitors.

Speak for yourself, buddy. I’ve instituted National Wine Day and best of all, I celebrate it every day.

I’m an old millennial (born in 84) and I’m about to move out of my one-bedroom apartment and into a four-bedroom house with my mom. Not out of necessity, but by choice. We’re both single and intend to stay that way, and we don’t live in a world that’s very financially friendly to people who aren’t paired off. We trust

Am living with my parents to help them out financially and as a kind of caregiver. In my family it is not unusual to live with your parents until they die. You get married and have kids. Your parents help raise the kids, eliminating the need for daycare. When your parents are old and sick, you take care of them, so

I live with my parents but pay their mortgage and bills bc they are both old, ill and disabled. No shame involved.

Today on Blind Gossip, the story of a male singer who—though on a public road to redemption—allegedly acted like a total nightmare while visiting a bar with his bodyguards and entourage. Who could it be?

Why is this shameful? I live in Brazil, and I just mentioned this article to my mom. I’m turning 28 next week and ALL OF MY FRIENDS except for one who’s married live with their parents. All of them have BA’s, most have jobs, one has her own company. I’m half way through getting my Masters degree and I don’t think

It's still the norm in many developed countries. If you get along with your family, then why not?

And I have heard a lot of accusations from these right-wingers, many of whom who still love him, that these women are nothing but lying opportunists.

If Hillary took the time every to condemn every shitty action that men do on the reg, how much time would that leave her do do actual work per day? 90 minutes? Less?

Not even. Those fingers are much too large to be the Donald’s.

OH, that kind of gender reveal. I thought it was going to turn out that the person in the photos who looks like a man is a woman, and the one who looks like a woman is a man! I started looking for telltale signs and everything...

Uh, I think we need those screen grabbed here, for science.

I personally think that it is hilarious that anyone cares. I plan on spelling my baby’s gender out in cocaine.

I’m just having everyone who wants to know pay me $5. Including my husband.

The only type of gender reveal party I ever want to be at is one where the baby is revealed to be a female... unicorn.

Here’s a crazy gender reveal for ya: just give birth!