Attempting an argument based in facts against neo-Nazis is about as likely to be successful as one against creationists.

"We're the new Jews in Germany," Schroeder told Rolling Stone, "except we don't wear stars."

Hahahaha. It may get *hesitatingly* ugly.

Mustard potato salad?!

that is ducking annoying.

Let's order some paninis and some pizzas and some gelatos.

My husband makes that damn joke EVERY TIME. If I ever divorced him it would totally be grounds to get 100% of our community property. :-)

The all caps on this is awesome.

There's nothing more fun than dealing with lousy drivers whose cars are adorned with "Co-exist" or "If You're Not Outraged, You're Not Paying Attention!" bumper stickers.

I'm not exactly a Whole Foods defender or anything (I'll go there every few months to grab some stuff, but it's hardly my regular grocery place)—- but man, if I don't find it obnoxious as shit when people call it, "Whole Paycheck." Hardee har har. So clever. Much funny. Many original jokes.

I don't need my government agencies funny or "hip"or ironic or whatever.

That's the first thing I noticed. Until I got distracted by "full frontal action".

Is that the Hunger Games bird?

To my U.S. friends: don't be surprised. Peter Mackay and many of the other members of Prime Minister Stephen Harper's cabal of assholes are assholes. Even Canadian conservatives can be complete and utter douchecanoes.

Hate to break it to you but each time you do this, you damage your liver and your kidneys. The effect is cumulative. Stop doing it if you don't want cirrhosis nor renal failure, later in life. http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/81…

This is so dangerous. Acetaminophen + alcohol can actually cause liver damage.

Don't follow this! Acetaminophen and alcohol mixed are really bad for you.

I knew somebody who was an EMT - his and his coworkers' hangover cure was to hook themselves up to IVs, take a 5 minute nap, and clock in. I've got this weird feeling that that's exactly what these people are selling.

Wait, aren't you one of the smugsters who was ready to throw 'em to the wolves on the post about the guy who accidentally left his baby in the car? But you're able to empathize with the person who *intentionally* stopped her car in the middle of a highway? The internet, man. It really gets to me sometimes.…

What if my aunt had a dick and balls? She'd be my uncle.