For the love of gawd...why must these PR releases (the copy excerpted in the article above) be utterly illiterate? When you compose in unaccountable sentence fragments, don’t know the difference between “A” and “An,” and have not yet grasped the intricacies of how to add an apostrophe...I am forced to assume your…

(+10 for Yeats reference.)

Soooo...it’s not just me?

As a Jew, reading this was both profoundly informative and thought-provoking. I think Mr. Starr hits the nail on the head when he gets toward the end, and makes this encompassing statement:

The deadlights.

Fact is that both Nicholas and his brother have a lengthy (and fairly gruesome) history as repeated victims of childhood abuse, too. (Their childhood abuse being another one of those “open secret” type deals out on Hollywood, I’m informed.) This is in NO WAY even REMOTELY offered as “mitigation” for fucked-up…

So, you’re saying...the entree consists of boiled dog?

It’s called the Liar’s Curse.

NOTE: Bonus points for using “hoi polloi” without a “the” in front of it.

I get that you buy into this notion that you’d rather eat poisoned food than pay taxes, but that says more about you than it does about the government.

Megan, yr right on the money. In all but the first decade of my life (the 70s), some form of skinny jeans has ALWAYS been a thing.

Jezebel has reached out to Hadrian Belove and Shadie Elnashai for comment. We will update this post when they respond.

Excellent point.

I hate to say this, but—in Trump’s “grab ‘em by the pussy” America—can you really imagine a major corporate studio entity pushing out a commercially-proven quantity like Whedon because a few “feminists” like us were upset with him?

Thematically, of course—and yes, I was aware of the film’s original title, and am familiar with all the mythological superstructure it references—you’re absolutely correct.

Stating that racism is “from people of every color” is the same as saying, “so it’s NOT just about ‘white’ supremacy.”

Nah, it was a good time.