/A tradition unlike any other. Dammit

There is a fantastic book called "Red Dog" about the true story of a cattle dog in Western Australia's frontier Pilberra region in the 70s who roamed freely over 100s of km and was basically adopted by whole communities. One of the most moving stories I've ever read. 

FB comments re: pets are the most insanely inane things in the universe, it could be a video of a cat napping in a sunspot and someone would be offended at the chance of sunburns

The replies on the owner’s FB comment are about what you’d expect and worth reading. A few people trying to drag her for letting the dog just run off, and she’s like LOL no, he’s a dog who chose us, he loves people and loves to run. 

runners were given 31 hours to complete Wednesday’s ultralong stage

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has this take. The Funbag dropping generally happens about the time for my Tuesday Work Dump, so imagine my elation at seeing the weekly ‘bag themed specifically to how I go about my business? It’s delightfully meta.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Knowing, statistically speaking, that most of these people voted for objectively evil people like Trump and Roy Moore makes the schadenfreude all the more delicious.

Surender Nada highly overrated as a one seed. He is definitely going to get taken down by Dr. Trent Artichoker in the next round, or Donald Bullcoming in the Sweet Sixteen. 

There is a word for people like you.
Hero

Attitude is everything with this one. It could have been super creepy or just classic roommate jackassery. 

Brandon:
He liked to strip near-naked in the background while I was video-chatting my girlfriend.

yes.

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

It’s like if 2002 Maddox stripped away any semblance of irony and 2005 Simmons maxed out the Sports Bro persona to run a sports blog together in 2019.

They can rebuild him. They can make his takes better, faster, stronger.

Whoa. Drew’s “accident” and “hospitalization” were apparently just a cover story while he was in the Weapon X program. Bring on the berserker attacks!

I started to live with Steelers fans. Killed any enthusiasm I had for the NFL pretty quickly.