That’s not just your Subaru, that’s every Subaru. My wife’s ‘14 Forester has the same damn problem. I hate that damn head unit.

It is within the law of the US, my state, and all local ordinances for me to open my car window and drive around yelling obscenities at little old ladies/minorities/nuns/babies/whoever. If I were to do such a thing, I would be a giant dickhole.

Disturbing the peace is a crime generally defined as the unsettling of proper order in a public space through one’s actions. This can include creating loud noise by fighting or challenging to fight, disturbing others by loud and unreasonable noise (including loud music), or using profanity.

It’s actually not. You would be guilty of disturbing the peace.

I spray asshats who tailgate... are you a tailgating asshat?

You must be mistaken, climate change doesn’t exist in Alabama. It was clearly the work of outside agitators looking to stir up trouble.

Waitwaitwait...You live in Hoover, AL, and you typed the words “climate change”? Even my fairly liberal friends in Vestavia Hills won’t say those words out loud.

Well the good news is, after Brexit, the years you lost over there aren’t worth as much in the US.

Yet another example of how the American police view themselves as some kind of occupying military. Why does every police car need to be stealth? Why are we seeing more and more police cars labeled only with impossible-to-read retro-reflective decals on the side of the car matching the car’s paint color? Why do police…

What’s special about the dye? Looks like dykem blue I used to use in all my metalworking, you can buy that all over the place.

counterpoint

It’s not all about breakover.

Oops, looks like he lost his front passenger somewhere further back on the trail!

I see a lot of 2 door Wranglers out here in Colorado a lot. People actually get out to the mountains and use them out here too!

There’s a joke to make about handling her tight trail, but I fear that is your significant other/daughter and I’d feel like a dick.

His front tire is low on air. That’s gonna affect his fuel economy!

I haven’t seen a new two door wrangler for a really long time. I don’t even think the jeep dealer down the street has any on the lot!

“2017 Sport two-door at $23,995"

And with Amazon Vehicles, after each Cars and Coffee, you just need to press a button to restock!

damn you for leaving this here for me to watch in its entirety :)