I have a yeast dough recipe for pizza crusts that takes literally 45 minutes to rise to perfect yeasty goodness.  Takes 8 minutes in the stand mixer to knead it and develop all of the glutenny texture.  Result?  My kid can ask for pizza on the drive home, and we can be eating the pizza in under 90 minutes.  Yes, I…

Was responding to Bill who “quoted” “trick”.

Doesn’t auto-run anything, but looks like a broken emoji sent from a phone with a new os on it. Just trying to “trick you” into updating your phone so you can see the cool new emoji that they are enjoying.

I have learned a lot from reading David over the years.  Primary was “Only idiots buy cars from Michigan.”  Dude, go buy something that has lived its life in the southwest, the deep south, or (heaven forbid) the San Francisco Bay Area!!!!

Illegal immigrants actually pay a higher percentage of taxes as they don’t file tax returns and basically all money that gets removed from their taxes when they work under a false SSN is forfeit to the govt.

I have 8-9 different hot sauces in my pantry right now, and 1 in my fridge. Why? Because it’s the only one that says “Refrigerate after opening.” It does have carrots, pineapple and other stuff in it (I love heat, but I love flavor, too)... Pretty sure the habanero content would keep it “safe” but all of the other…

McRae and Grist you philistine!

That’s the way low beams are SUPPOSED to look.  Highbeams really need to be a different projector/reflector and aim more light slightly upwards from that, but your low-beams were correct.

Holy shit, you keep buying Chrysler products?  I have never seen headlights on a chrysler product that were worth actually turning on.  They all SUCK so hard.  Try a different manufacturer and come back.

Ahhh, the old Lucas 3 position headlight switch.  Dim-Flicker-Off.

Give me a VW mini-bus with ~200 miles of range for $30k-35k and I’ll buy a first year.

Those are actually clearance lights.  Check under the headlight and you will see the 4th and 5th.  Watch the back.  3 in the CHMSL and the 4th and 5th under the tail-lights.  That truck is WIDE.

Go to pretty much any building site. There will be 2 groups of people. The people that are there to get the job done and make money, and the ones who are there because they can make money and drive around in a shiny new truck. The first group showed up 4-6 people at a time in an old E150/2nd gen Dodge Caravan/Ford…

If you are elderly looking or carrying a cane, you are allowed to take the elevator back down in the Sagrada Familia.  My mother, who has a knee replacement and a bad hip, took the elevator up, went up the few stairs above the elevator, and then rode it right back down.

SEATAC SUCKS! My wife got to the airport 3 hours before her flight, went straight to security and STILL missed her flight out. Had to sleep in the terminal. It took me 3.5 hours to get through security last time I was there. TSA has screwed up more airports than they have found knives!  And there aren’t THAT many…

Do you know how long it would take to even go across town if it would only tell you to turn “all right all right all right” when all you should be doing is a single Left??!!

Enough with the videos with no text.  Just say what the “tricks” are.

Yet another argument for (for the manufacturer) and against (for the customer) packaging options. Do you want radar cruise control? You need the leather, sunroof, heated steering wheel, and approach lights to get that. Oh, you wanted to have the good stereo, too? Then you also get the 20" wheels instead of the 18"…

All these articles do is convince me that people who live in NYC are functionally retarded.  Why would you want to live in a place that is so hostile to a normal way of life?

We did BHM-ATL-NRT-SIN and then the same flight in reverse a couple of months ago with a 2 year old.  Yes, we paid the extra to have the Comfort+ seats on the longest leg each way.  A new toy or video or book will go a LONG way to helping.