As well as a fair amount of poo...

a.k.a. a hot-pocket, but filled with yummy instead of lava and ice.

Runza seems to be centered on Omaha. I haven't seen any in Lincoln when I go there. For a slightly wider audience, how about the Cheese Frenchy???

Having grown up in California. (East bay, totally different from LA or Valley accents) spent years in Ohio and now moved to Alabama, I am still working on region, but distance from any city center is very easy! I currently work a phone helpdesk and get people asking for the "Other gentlemen" and when they don't know…

This thing was just wrong. When I went to a car show 2-3 years before this cruck (Car truck?) came out, I saw an awesome little trucklet that was retro, compact, decent handling, manual roof, 60degree v-6... I wanted one. f-fwd by 2 years and I saw this behemoth... heavy, bad handling, no load capacity in the bed,…

The Baja was a great and useful truck. It let old ladies who want to garden go pick up their bags of mulch and large bushes and plants without getting the back of their Legacy dirty. I see 'em used as truck all the time at the local gardening center. Low load height was also a bonus to their intended users.

Yep, mine!

He actually kinda sucks. Yes, he's willing to go much further than most, but I usually try to keep my cars OFF of the wall. He's just impressive to watch because he just doesn't care. He drives a ratty piece of crap and regularly smooshes it against stuff.

My wife was part of the HPV clinical trials (Stage2) in 2000-2002. Now she has a PhD. For all of those that believe that MMR vaccines cause autism, tell them that this one causes PhDs!

I've got an unmolested '06 WRX wagon that the only mods are the cat-back out of an '07 STi and mud-flaps... What'll you give me for it?

It's worse than that! He's dead, Jim! Dead!

Anybody need to buy a testicle? How about a kidney? I've got 2 of each... Don't need both to drive...

6'3" and I have a '91. At 6'5" you might be just beyond fitting with a foam-ectomy. I am close. See if your local Miata group has a giant... Yes, there is a local Miata group where you live. Doesn't matter where you live, there is a group there. The main issue is that you will be needing a NA. The NBs and NCs…

But, if you are Vegan, have run an IronMan and have a rescue dog.... Which one do you bring up first?

"Their"... Extreme ironing!

Who would you rather attract with your car? Chicks or car-guys? Thought so... I'll keep driving my Miata, thank you.

Any rental car is the most hateful example of it's species. Last time I rented a car I had the choice between a Chrysler 200 and a Fiat 500L. I got the 200 out of it's parking spot and hated that car so much in the first 50 feet that I went back to the kiosk and traded for the 500L. It was no better. Stupid…

2006 WRX Wagon (2 points)

Yep, they're gettin old...