So many of you were so close...

First time driving in Paris... GPS pipes up with "At the upcoming roundabout, take the 7th exit." I turn to my wife and say "What, do they want us to go around twice???" Then I saw the picture on the GPS:

Will it come with a vuvuzella for the rider to blow, or a microphone/speaker setup to yell "Chicken Spear, CHICKEN SPEAR!" through? You see, I'm bike-curious...

Came in here looking for Cal Worthington and his Dog, SPOT! If you need a car or truck, go see Cal!

http://www.danielmiessler.com/blog/why-plane…

I went from Meat is Murder to Benghazi, back to Meat is Murder, then Racoon Hunting, now living in GOD. (Right between Twerking and Butt Implants)

Touristfarten. You pays your 20euros (17 euros if you buy 4 laps at a whack, cheaper for more...) you enter the track and try to not get run over by 911GT2 or GT3s, a few TVRs, couple-a big Mercs, and then you try to pass the Minivan or the tourist bus. If you are lucky, you are NOT in the 1.2l Opel Corsa that I was…

You are a moron. There, 100% more factual information than your post.

Help! I'm trapped in a Porsche butt!@

Does that make a cat a liquid???