I’d try to trip the opponents too if lack of effort could easily result in my murder and the murder of my family.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

I don’t know who you’re listening to, but the Ticket was going after Cuban pretty hard this morning.

So wait, did she get gang banged or not? We never found out.

Jeebus, don’t any of these guys know that isn’t how you’re supposed to behave in a workplace? You’re supposed to read Deadspin at your desk while quietly wondering what your life would have been like if you hadn’t gone to a party school.

I really try very hard to consider rehabilitation as something that is possible in all cases. I think our prison system is fucked up. I think people deserve second chances.

that seems to be the angle deadspin’s pushing but i’m not having it for one second

are you fucking kidding me? She’s a joy.

You do what you gotta do. Personally, I have a new hero

Here’s the thing about these discussion of tipping though—we act like servers are some social pariah and that customers need to bend over backwards to make them happy. It’s the entitlement that is frustrating.

So if two people order a bunch of dishes off the menu is it ok to reduce the percentage of tip because it’s only two people?

Wait...I’m supposed to worry about the waitress’ tip rather than enjoy what I want? I never knew that.

How is that awful?

Get out of here. I go to a restaurant to order what I want off the menu... not to give charity to the staff.

Are you a parent?

Only if you don’t have a child. After you have one you realize it’s still a chunk of metal and it really doesn’t matter.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Kinda makes you wonder why Johnny Manziel hasn’t tried out for the Mets yet.