The problem is that in most cases, good teams are already fairly close to the cap - so in order to front-load a $30 million cap hit now, you’d need to basically skip the entire free agent signing period and possibly even cut a few guys to make the numbers work. So while it could be beneficial to your ability to add…

I worked with a guy who in his email signature put “Atty” before his name then after put “J.D., Esq.” He lived in his parents’ basement.

Grr...I hate that so much!!!

The NRA has done a fantastic job of whipping these people into a frenzy. These people tend to also be the least intelligent, and are easily manipulated. They have pushed the “They want to take away your guns! How are you supposed to protect your family!” Hysteria amongst this group, and they took it hook, line, and…

Quotes in email signatures are the best.

Last time I said we need to find a way to stop a nut with a gun—and that’s all I said—I get an email saying, “I’m saving my last bullet to put it right between your eyes.” Just another responsible gun owner in America.

Where was that information when I needed it!

Counterpoint: College is a great opportunity to have lots of sex with several attractive partners.

When you’re skiing down the mountain

Why is that fat Steelers fan wearing Bengals gear?

Who wouldn’t want to pour $15million a year on this?

I also believe we need gun control, and do believe it will prevent many of these from happening again, but she should be taken to task a little for this:

As sports fans, we all have that one or two players that we wish we could’ve seen win a championship. They may have been on “our” team or just that player that we loved in the League, but we often muse about how great it would’ve been to see them win just once.

“It is indisputably sexual harassment. That’s a crime,”

Could it be that sending a few pics of other dudes’ dongs to the drummer in your band and asking that drummer, who you are paying, to get a cool haircut does not sound quite as bad to some people as Matt Lauer’s rape dungeon office? There could be levels to this sort of thing. And drummers need cool hair.

because social media has made us entitled little assholes, myself included, and we expect to be pandered to for the dopamine hit.

how do you know he hadn’t done that privately with the person in question

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

What’s left unanswered and even unasked in this article is what should have happened?

I mean, he did lose a drummer.