Oh so it's fine for Helena Bonham Carter to get naked with a fish, but not for this guy to bone a dolphin? I see how it is!

Oh, yes, absolutely. Exactly like it. People think that it was fiction, it was actually a documentary.

Sadly, this one isn't really in use anymore, but holy crap, how awesome is a banked test track on the top of your factory!

All Day I Dream About Salvation

When Lilo photoshops her photos, Jez makes fun of her. When Beyonce does it, she either had nothing to do with it, or she is a victim to the pressures on women to be perfect, or there's no certainty the obvious photoshop is really a photoshop.

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Serious question: If the league allows players with (e.g.) ADHD to get exemptions to use drugs like Adderall that might otherwise be banned, why can't they have a process for allowing people like Lynch - who, if the armchair shrinks are right, may have a diagnosable social-anxiety-type disorder - to have an exemption…

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.

BAM!

THREE ARTICLES IN THREE DAYS IS THIS REAL LIFE

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

As sympathetic I am to the developers at Bungie who can't seem to fix all of the bugs and issues that keep popping up, I also can't help but feel like this is karma for them making so many terrible, player-unfriendly decisions. You want to make our hard-earned Vault of Glass armor worthless, then design a system that…

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

I think it's safe to say he won't be getting any Under Armour endorsements anytime soon. He clearly didn't protect that house.