THREE ARTICLES IN THREE DAYS IS THIS REAL LIFE

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

As sympathetic I am to the developers at Bungie who can't seem to fix all of the bugs and issues that keep popping up, I also can't help but feel like this is karma for them making so many terrible, player-unfriendly decisions. You want to make our hard-earned Vault of Glass armor worthless, then design a system that…

I wish Destiny had a pre-order bonus that included a story....

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

I think it's safe to say he won't be getting any Under Armour endorsements anytime soon. He clearly didn't protect that house.

I am very surprised you all haven't covered the Bugatti 12.4 Atlantique concept yet.

Mark, bring the Raiders back to their glory days: just use Ask Madden on every play.

It isn't just rally. Racing in general is struggling because they've never really figured out how to replace all the tobacco money that was funding everything from the early 70's through to the early 2000's.

Why would I spend countless hours putting screws in my tire, when my tires find a way to fucking do it on their own all the time?

Everybody: Please send Jane Fonda some positive holiday vibes to go along with her objects and symbols. Because she is a national treasure, and deserves to love herself as much as we love her.

The world needs Josh Smith on the Knicks this Christmas.

Oh, they meant Rally Car not "hahahaha rally car" now I'm interested.

Call it the Time Warner Cable (or Comcast/Xfinity) Customer Service Cup: Hours of going in circles, getting pitched on products and services you don't want, all to end up back in the same place you started.

Here is how I think they should have handled the raid gear becoming obsolete: If they had just added one more upgrade slot to the end of it's progression, which would take it to equal with the new store legendary gear, even for a slightly higher than normal upgrade cost, they could have made you earn better armor and…

A very serious oversight.

Josh Levin looks at the inaccurate rage of #FSUTwitter, and compares it to another subculture that was concerned about ethics in journalism. The money quote: "Here's what #FSUTwitter doesn't seem to understand: If you believe that Winston is innocent, then you should be mad as hell about the slow, incompetent response…

Move to Florida if you want to see several of these a week.

According to the picture:
Twitter - nerdy hipster who just learned how to code, definitely into indie-folk
Instagram - Loves to pretend to get jazz, but doesn't mind a little hip hop here or there, he's the "cool/introspective" hipster.
Facebook - weak-strong pretty boy douche that doesn't mind rolling one every now…