Did you just mansplain mansplaining?

Wait a damn minute...

I used to have a shirt that was green under fluorescent lighting in my office and brown in daylight. A co-worker noticed the difference and asked me if I’d changed shirts after lunch.

You are a horrible person. You thought it, you wrote it down and shared it with the world, and now it’s infected my brain and I hate you for it.

It doesn’t really matter where you put it, because I’ll find it and kill it.

Blue lives matter. What, was you born a police? That is not a blue life. That is a blue suit. If you don’t like it, take that suit off, find a new job, because I’ll tell you right now, if I could quit being black today, I’d be out the game.

Pfabulous Pfaucets. Pfunny name.

Yes, but we’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

This seems like a bad record for a president that promised SO MANY JOBS

City? It’s Monaco. It’s a town at best. The whole thing is about 500 acres. COTA is about 900 acres.

Did you file a diminished value claim?

This guy needs to start saying “diminished value and loss of use” several times any time he’s talking with the insurance company of the guy that hit him. The insurance company will try to tell you that a repaired car is identical to an un-wrecked car and that a rental spec Yaris is an equivalent ride while your hot…

It’s all the Hulman family. There’s a not-insignificant private college in the mix too. The dumped enough money into a Rose Polytechnic that it was renamed Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology in 1971.

Counterpoint: Jaws On The Water

And I’ll bet a dollar there’s a utility easement too.

Trump is just BARELY a boomer - like by 2 weeks. WW2 ended on Sept 2, 1945. Fred had to knock up 45*’s mom 2 weeks after that for Cheetolini to pop out on 6/14/1946, assuming he baked for the full 9 months.

He’d be jealous they were walking.

8 dems control the senate just like 3-5 states control who becomes president.