The Sky is a Crying

Merry Christmas, everyone.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

Sadly, the GOP will probably just grandfather in the people who are in Medicare already, or about to be. And those selfish assholes will defend whatever the GOP tells them they have to do to the rest of us to protect their Medicare.

I’ve read articles where people voted for Trump and are now shocked that he’s probably going to be going after THEIR benefits. People do this all the time. Somehow, when they receive benefits or entitlements, it’s worth it. And somehow when other people receive the same, they’re freeloading. And somehow when someone…

We were just talking about this last night. Like, do these morons not realize that enrolling for healthcare via an exchange set up under the ACA is Obamacare??

Yep, me too. You morons deserve to be left by the side of the road, just like your dad threatened to for kicking the back of his seat for five hundred miles. You wouldn’t listen.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

“I don’t really find it all that crazy.”

He left Gainesville though, hard to downgrade when you start at rock bottom

He makes so much money and could spend 20 dollars a day eating 3 sqaures at diners. Dude has it figured out.

Imagine the bloodshed if he got a Gatorade bath....

If he doesn’t fight it, every penny he’s ever earned is going to end up going to the families of his apparently numerous victims in wrongful death lawsuits (remember OJ?). From his perspective, may as well hire the best lawyers you can until your money runs out instead. Maybe you fluke out into a bizarre scenario that…

“Recruiting Aaron Hernandez” is inching closer and closer to “moving to Columbus” as the worst decision Urban Meyer ever made.

Pulls up on trainers cart after the game

I’m allowed to read “fuck,” “shit,” and “cocksucker” in any given article on Deadspin. I can read about an NFL security guard masturbating near a line of cheerleaders. I can watch a video of a guy eating a girl’s asshole in a Buffalo parking lot, and watch while a lady gives a man head in the bleachers of FedEx field.

I’m surprised the New England training staff is still alive, with their squirt water bottles. That man’s drink spilling policy is nothing to fuck with.

When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong.

If he did get parole one of the conditions would be that he take all future drinks in a sippy cup.