was it the dead eyes of the live girls that tipped the scales?

Has no one told her there are millions of cat videos? In a lineup, I would have guessed her to be the “Cat Lady” not the “Sandy Hook Truther”.

My daughter turned two this year. I know for a fact that if something happened to her (and god fucking damn is that a thought that is incredibly fucking difficult to type) I’d just cease to be. I can’t fathom recovering from a scenario like that. And, yeah, on top of that he’s got all those assholes who send him death…

The former waitress, who said she has been unemployed since 2004, spoke in a soft voice and told the judge she is receiving Social Security disability assistance.

I feel bad for this guy who has to keep defending the existence of his murdered son. It’s scary how many people are going after him and threatening him. That must be horrible.

So Obama can take our guns.

“hasn’t held a job in over a decade, can’t drive, uses a walker, and gets by each month on $900 in disability assistance and SNAP benefits” - yup. but I bet she votes republican and to cut benefit to “freeloaders” (eevul imigrunts)

We are aware of the disturbing actions of an Elite security staff member at Sunday’s game. We apologize to any fans who may have witnessed the incident. We promise that you’ll be able to go back to beating the holy shit out of each other in the stands without such distractions.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

The divot replaced him, though.

They talk funny, even before guzzling beer from an ass crack. It was enjoyable to watch them suffer two of their four Super Bowl losses with a couple of Orchard Park dudes, though. No furniture was destroyed in the process. They were a classier sort in the 90s, I suspect. Scott Norwood likely disagrees.

Do you think Cheeto Benito has Frito feet?

Honestly? Comparing Trump to Hitler is almost too weak a comparison now. Is Donald Trump the worst person ever?

If you think we work too much now, just wait until Social Secruity and worker wage and job safety and protection laws are elimnated. People in Vietnam are going to be wearing clothes that all say “Made in USA” because labor will be so cheap.

We are fat, but we work too much to be lazy.

Lets put this in language an animal like you would understand: If i witnessed you for instance knock out that girl, you would be fucking lucky to get carried out alive. ANY man worth his shit shouldn’t rise to that even if she pulled a closed fist, or a bunch of them for that matter. Your parents did a top notch…

It is pretty black and white to me. If the dude can withstand 6'4" 300 pound beheamouths trying to kill him on a weekly basis he can probably handle a slap from a 5'7" fake tittied drunk Oklahoma girl.

Meh I don’t know the dude is a ripped athlete. I’ve had multiple (usually drunk) women hit me and never felt the need to knock one the fuck out. If he grabbed her arms or something to keep her from hitting him whatever I could get behind him, but come on. Short of her brandishing a weapon that reaction was way…

I prefer swimming in freshwater lakes as long as there are no large reptiles that will hunt me down, so basically as long as I'm not too far south. Now salt water, that stuff gives me the heebie jeebies.

Kudos to these people for showing some restraint and not taking pictures of themselves humping the Oarfish.