I assume all New Yorkers talk like Trump, all Chicagoans talk like Super Fans, all Boston residents talk like Good Will Hunting and all Clevelanders talk like Terrelle Pryor.

Elliott is having a phenomenal year, but with as much as they’ve invested in that line, you gotta wonder how much of that production they could have gotten out of a third rounder or something instead (with any slack picked up by cheap options like bargain bin vets or other backs on rookie deals). Then use that #4…

But I bet he thinks he built everything they’ve got, so... do you think you taught her that filthy thing she does that her husband loves?

Er man is the Ted Cruz of coaching. And Ted Cruz’s face makes a lot of people say, “Er, man.”

A 1st and 3rd round pick taken away, a 4 game suspension for their HOF QB, and a $1M fine for the same infraction that the NFL just stated was “nothing to see here” when Pittsburgh is accused of it.

Not sure if you’ve been keeping up with the NFL lately, but they don’t seem to really want the Patriots to be good anymore.

Big deal. Penn State has had arcade games, trampolines, pony rides, and free candy in the locker room since the early 80's.

I would have expected this at Louisville.

Are you fine with only men’s basketball and football program players being paid? Seems like there’ll be an issue with Title IX there....

The stint at Tennessee was bad because it showed that he is going to bail when a better opportunity comes along. That’s one of the big reasons UH didn’t hire him. The other being that he has zero recruiting ties to Texas which would set the program back at the worst time possible for a up and coming program.

Either he valued being a head coach above all else or he was never going to consider the OC job at LSU. I really thought he was going to be in Baton Rouge for a bit until another decent head coaching gig opened up.

Also, was his stint at Tennessee really that bad? I thought the whole problem was that he was good for a…

Here’s how this plays out: Tony Romo will be the starter when Dallas plays my Detroit goddamned Lions next week. Then he will break his back again on the second series, and then Dak will have his job back. In the meantime, Jerry gets to bask in this so called QB controversy...

I mean, maybe not on behalf of the Cowboys, but he certainly is helping with my enjoyment of the NFL. I’m all for him screwing up his team in anyway possible.

Full disclosure: I am a former Comcast tech and trainer.

She lost. You’re on your own now. That means the daily, stupid shit that he gets in ends with him and not in a game of what-aboutsies with Hilary Clinton.

Except Clinton didn’t personally get money from the charitable foundation the way Trump does from his privately owned and branded hotels. The typical false equivalency of a Russian commie lover.

For every sports team that refuses to stay in a Trump hotel, there will be a half dozen foreign dignitaries and their entourages that will stay there in an attempt to curry favor with the idiot cosplaying as the President of the USA.

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If he can heal from his injury, I really think Janarion Grant out of Rutgers can be something special returning kicks.

I am torn between trying to understand the alt-right because you need to understand the enemy to overcone them, but also wanting to ignore them because, as mentioned in the article, what they want most is attention. Having in-depth written articles dissecting the different hateful ideologies of this movement’s…