Did they also give the homeless man who told them to draft Johnny Manziel a bus ticket out of town? That was his scam all along. All the good con artists work that way.

and her hideous expiration date that looks like an ugly old trannie

Dear Browns,

Do any Lingerie Football League teams run scams like this?

how successful were the pimps? did they advertise “start working immediately”?

It looks like the Pilot Flying J Truck Driver incentives program manager made it to Cleveland. I’ll bet Tennessee authorities don’t bother with extraditions from Cleveland because, fuck, that’s just too easy. The last deputies they sent up that way after felons made it as far as a Cincinnati strip club where they…

I hadn’t thought of that. The food he eats is so shitty it will probably neutralize the poison the Russians put in it when The Donzi Scheme defaults on the vig owed on the election hack.

The Baylor Barf Puddles. It’s really not that degrading, relatively. Good job Friday. They can run threw a cloudy mist of purple powder when they storm the field, kinda like what Lebron does.

from Beef Curtains own keyboard:

Putin is adding up the vig daily on Trumps bill for the vote counting hacks. Soon as Trump misses a payment he’s gonna need a food taster and you know damn well Pence will make himself scarce. Christie will take the job though.

Your Boy Bill Trumpichick still says they were good calls on 4th down. ask him.

BC,

Dude has a deflated opinion of Brady. Goddamn, I’m a funny mother fucker. wait till I make up some more shit. I might start in on Trump next.

Cousins is on pace for at least 4900 yards and at least 27 TDs. Not bad at all.

19 years I think

“this team is just not good. whatever...now i’m more productive on sundays!”

I’ve had to knock off two Wolf Spiders in my house recently. They are bad mother fuckers until they come against spectricide.

Any educated person knows that not only is Trumputin the least qualified President of all time, but he is also and most importantly a very, very dangerous President if he intends to do all the things he promised like build the idiotic wall, indiscriminate bombing, and defaulting on the national debt. What could be…

“ever killed a man for your country? and then cashed a paycheck for it?”

I hope he goes to the Dolphins and wins 3 super bowls, back to back to back.