you know he likes down there for all the upskirt views. he’ll probably tell some upskirt stories in the next debate to make sure he shores up his 110% support from women voters. he is so fucked up, he really thinks he is out polling Hillary for the female vote. he really does. ask him.

thank you. i’m working on an encore. me and the band will be back soon.

It was gonna be Obama’s fault but he likes to get a good nights sleep before he fucks shit up. The Donzi Scheme fucks up shit all night long with his twitter box. reminds me of a song:

Thank you tender

Am I the only that can’t copy and paste pictures anymore? where am I fucking up? I tried to copy and paste a picture of The Donzi Scheme leering out from a gutter drain courtesy of Crooks and Liars:

The Donzi Scheme:

Reporter: Tom, how many pussies have you grabbed?

He was autographing with one hand and grabbing pussy with the other. Looks like Pit Bull was right on Bill Maher Friday when he said if Trump ever really did grab some pussy he would nut up immediately. Looks like it affected his writing.

I was there in Charlotte. I was taking a leak at one of the urinals in the airport mens room and a dude walked in wearing a dress. Muscular forearms steeled by years of Olympic training hiked the skirt up and pulled the panties down. That’s when I turned away, no longer intrigued by the spectacle, but I noticed the…

Check this dude out at The Lost Ogle:

You are on to something there. My guess is the words “in Trumps defense” will be used quite often in the The Donzi Scheme’s future. In criminal courts. He is making some powerful enemies. If he alleges IRS problems now, it’s only going to get worse. Publicly mocking, ridiculing and fucking with the Republican ruling…

yes, but he said it like “fuck them whores, I’m so famous I’ll do it to any woman I want and they’ll put up with it.” not what you say but how.

My locker room talk tends toward what some women did to me not vice versa. I’m proud of the time a chick tackled me in a bar and was wanting to get it on right then. Or getting head while driving without even asking for it. Or having a woman tell me what to do in bed instead of the other way around. Friends give that…

Not what you say but how you say it. Like Lush Slimeball’s problem with the N word.

stand by your man

If they don’t like their own who whos, why should I? Wait, I take that back. I haven’t met one I didn’t like, respectfully that is.

I’m cool with your math on Hitler’s tally. I was posting about Cheney’s tally. I know he is an underdog here, but I’ll keep looking. Darth will be mighty pissed if he comes in a far second to Hitler.

I’ll need some time on the 70 million dead number. I’m well over a million at this point though. I’ll get back to you.

He was in 1924. He penned my struggle in prison and it was published in 1925. Excuse the Hitler reference please, but this motherfucker pushes it. Threatening to jail Hillary personally at the debate unshackled the Hitler comparisons. I used to compare W and Cheney to Hitler. Cheney certainly still deserves it even in…

CMac,