Awesome. Way to work Dave. Kinda like the Japanese trying to win a war by killing themselves in Kamikaze planes and suicide Banzai attacks.

Are you saying I should have gone to a Country Club instead of the night club I went to Saturday? I think Trump’s been telling lies because I went out to a bar this weekend to get me a woman like he said. I stopped off at Rooms To Go for a $200 gift card and 7-11 for a pack of Tic-Tacs. I paid my cover charge and sat…

“Always remember that, when faced with these two options, the VAST majority of America’s Republican politicians and party leaders pledged their complete support to Trump and did everything they possibly could to make him the President of the United States.”

Don’t let that stop you. It wasn’t that good. He left out the fear of enemy agents creeping about, ducking behind trees and rocks when you peek from your window, carefully peeling back the slat at only the slightest angle so as not to reveal your position or vigilance to them. Off to the next window, quickly now…

You ever seen anybody look so sad when so many are blessing him and praying for him? How about the nut that prayed to God to send a strong African-American man to help Trump out? I’ll bet The Donzi Scheme told the preacher to make sure it wasn’t too strong a African-American man. The Donzi Scheme might get his ass…

That’s just too much. Especially the laying on of the hands and the dude that starts out in Hebrew and ends up in southern drawled english praising Jesus getting louder as he goes on. I’m sure here is how it went with the preachers after The Donzi Scheme skedaddled out of there.

It only worked once for me, but I got a lot more friction on the clit than I got penetration in the pussy. I think that is the key. But I don’t think The Donzi Scheme knows much or cares much about the clit.

Funny how we keep finding sink holes under each one of The Donzi Scheme’s rock bottoms.

Unfortunately, you might be right. How can anybody be undecided by now? Those who still are only are because they think The Donzi Scheme is not fucked up enough yet. Remember when allegedly sane people were rumored to have taken over the campaign a month or so ago? Their first tasks were to disavow the wall and…

Latino support for these fucking idiots was 35% under Reagan, a whopping and unbelievable to me 44% under W. Now it’s down to about 2% for Trump and the Teapublican’ts or reTrumplican’ts, what have you. How did they manage to fuck that up? Please don’t answer, I know already. I hope that comes up in the Town Hall…

Pig Vomit is actually a pretty good actor and singer too:

That’s not my only “I ain’t trash” story from Knoxville, TN. Once a while back when I had disposable income, I was disposing of it in The Mouses Ear drinking my BYOB for $2 each cover at the door, 12 pack of Bud Selects in the slim line cans iced down in the $8 bucket of ice shooing away the $10 table dance offers…

I know. I saw the shit last Friday at a Dollar General when I was buying my $7.50 12 pack of Miller High Life. White dude working the cash register had a neck tattoo and baggie pants. Slightly skankish, but fuckable as long as no one has a camera, women in a black tank top flashing some tit and yoga pants was trying…

Naw man. She was incapacitated. Bill Cosby helped The Donzi Scheme out on that deal. Sad, I know. But nothing gets in the way of The Donzi Scheme getting what he wants.

Maybe so. God knows The Donzi Scheme is an impatient bastard. He had probably been jealous of his Mom’s hair since she came back from the hairdresser’s with that coif back in ‘65. He musta got tired of waiting around for his inheritance, so he cut a deal with Bill Cosby to have it cut off in the late 80's when Bill…

Thanks Julie. That’s the exact picture. Look at Mother Mary’s hair. It is the same fucking shit The Donzi Scheme wears now. I swear the embalmer cut that shit off her dead head and gave it to The Donzi Scheme thinking he was gonna fold it up in a bible to save forever as his Mom’s last momento. Just imagine the horror…

Hitler’s dream come true

A house in America where you commute to Mexico for your factory job? The doors in the wall are gonna fuck the budget all up. I’ll bet somebody ends up not getting paid when the wall is finished.

great freudian slip. it really could be untended comedy. the weeds been growing round that shit for a while now.

it figures that University of Trump would have a campus in Dallas.