Sadly, the Hope Hicks aren’t around anymore. They became extinct when the last one got run over by a coal train in West Virginia sleeping on the tracks. His corpse adorned in a Make America Great Again cap is in a museum in Charleston preserved by coal dust and nicotine tar. All the others spent all their disability…

Yeah but W consulted from afar. I doubt they ever let him in the front door or the back door. The Carlyle Group doesn’t need much help painting by numbers or clearing brush.

You fucked me up. I think I was a republican one night back in my bar tending days. I made over $500 in tips working a 16 hour double shift one Saturday. I went ahead and got a big ole buzz afterwards. That cash was mostly ones but there were a few fives, tens, and a couple of twenties in the stack. I threw that…

The folks in the upper most tax bracket from 1952 to 1960 during the IKE/dick years were for the most part children of the depression and war veterans. They knew first hand the benefits of a strong Federal government. They also knew abject poverty and knew how bad off the rest of the world was compared to the good ole…

And fucking themselves up in the process of course. Did anyone see the documentary on PBS last night about Willie Velasquez who organized highly successful voter registration drives for Latinos in the 60's and 70's? Surprisingly, it was Texas republican senator John Tower who benefited early from those registration…

No shit. Play it at dead valley. Coach Eaux’s looking for two wins a reaux. He can’t wait another week. That staying sober shit is a mother fucker.

Good post. Jackie Kennedy wanted to put to use all the items that past Presidents had left in the basement and so forth. She went about using the left overs to make small parts of the White House into tributes to the past Presidents. Unfortunately she wasn’t able to honor every past President before the Republicans…

I’ll bet your specific tax dollars were earmarked to pick up some of the tab too. Well, a very small part of the tab. Lumped together with The Donzi Scheme’s federal tax payments, your two tax payments wouldn’t cover the postage stamp on the first post card back from Hawaii.

I don’t have to say it. People are saying, they’re saying it every where I go. I can’t get away from it. What? It’s not like he won the hey-a law ta ree. She had it, it was everywhere, everywhere I tell you. Now he’s got it and it’s everywhere. All over TV. On the news. I can’t get away from it. But people, listen…

I tried to post a picture of Mary Trump, but it wouldn’t show up on the website after I hit publish. I’ve been having problems posting pictures here lately. Please google Mary Trump Hair and post the picture of The Donzi Scheme between his mom and dad. She has hair that looks like an embalmer took and made a wig for…

Ever wonder where he got the hair: DNA

and he doesnt drink beer either

I don’t send them back. I just order them burnt at delis and such. Not fast food places, because special ordering at fast food places just brings out the poisoners and body fluid freaks.

probably son, really. tebow favors pastel clothing.

Went to a bar with Aaron Hernandez. A fool ripped some bling from around the neck of one the Pounceys and Hernandez retaliated by firing multiple shots into the fools car later that night, leaving him with severe facial injuries and a brush with death.

As soon as Timmy Too Bogus left college to fail in the NFL and Cam Newton got kicked out of Gainesville for stealing a laptop, Meyer skipped town. It gets better in SEC country. As soon as Newton was banished from Florida and served his 1 year penance at a JUCO somewhere, a bidding war for Newton’s services started up…

Actually Chris Leak was a Ron Zook recruit. He was supposed to be the man, a freshman phenom who would win 4 heismans and 4 national titles as some fool once predicted of Rick Mirer. Unfortunately, Zook got fired, Urban Meyer got hired and brought in none other than Timmy Too Bogus and made Leak finish his Gator…

No shit. How the fuck did the morons who cannot write original scripts anymore decide to substitute Adam Sandler for Burt Reynolds in another one of their shitty remakes.

How pissed is Rude Turd that Hillary will get elected? More importantly why has Rude Turd chilled out during this campaign? You’d think he would be raising all sorts of hell about Hillary. Hopefully, the secret service told him in no uncertain terms to chill the fuck out.

1990 was a tie with Georgia Tech