They should have had Don Rickles roast Man Colder or at least brought in a Rodney Dangerfield imitator. There are Rodney Dangerfield imitators, aren’t there? There better be. We have Barney Fife imitators here in Trumpville, East Teabaggesee, fucking conservative alleged humor wanting it’s country back and shit. There…

In today’s 37th ranked in the world American Health Care System, the little girl will soon be taught just how disabling a broken arm can be. It will lead to PTSD and traumatic fear of everything, especially a job. The flashbacks will haunt her forever. Pain Management will be a 25 hour a day, 8 day a week battle which…

and having to explain a joke fucks it up even worse, as i demonstrate.

Did you have to think up something horrendously unimaginable like an ugly, skank-haired bastard with a foul fucking mouth and tiny little hands always flapping about running for President or did you just rub fresh red onions in your eyes to make yourself fake cry?

The QB coach for the Mountaineers in 2007 against Michigan was Scott Satterfield who is now the HBC. Appy St was a predominant running team in 2007 when they played to win just like now when it seems you think they weren’t playing to win by running the ball like they always have and always will. The Tennessee defense…

The Appy St coached fucked it up all day long. If anybody had been coaching, they would have beat the Vols 50-0.

we did get the W and like Johnny Majors says, guarantee me a 2-0 victory and I’ll take it every time.

Life long Vol fan here. I have stood up for Dobbs passing because our receivers are terrible, horrendous. Our WR coach Zach Azzanni has done absolutely nothing to improve their receiving skills or route running. He has coached DOWN a number of 4 star recruits including Marquez North who looks like AJ Green or Julio…

I think I replied to the wrong post. I’ll do the New York Times Sunday Crossword Puzzle on the toilet.

the little engine that said fuck it

The Underground Empire

I missed that on my first read. I guess the Temple cheerleaders and majorettes will just lie down on the field like they are passed out or something in protest.

They obviously want their country back.

Right after the National Anthem and invocation, Defense Attorneys will refute the John Doe victims testimonies. At half time while the PSU band covers Henry Rollins song Liar, the same attorneys will impugn the victims character with video highlights on the Jumbotron. By games end, PSU should be back in the national…

(I Agree. 100%. Plus, has no one ever expressed wretched awe at the fact that the John Doe victims numbered well past 100? It really took John Doe 108 for some one to finally say enough is enough? And there were more past him. Did an administrator at PSU say in a meeting, you really can’t trust a bunch of John Does…

OK. Then give me my points back for my Dumb-ass Racist Redneck on/off switch reply later

Wasn’t that right after the researchers at Liberty University and Bob Jones Medical schools changed it from Water on the Brain?

It’s the Dumb-ass Racist Redneck on/off switch. It’s in the off position of course, which slows The Donzi Scheme’s speech patterns down considerably due to all the extra time it takes to process cognitive thoughts and delete all the pre-programmed racial slurs.

The Donzi Scheme may have been speaking a little slow to give the translator time to keep up. God knows, had he babbled on at his usual rate like he does at his domestic Klan rallies, the translator could not have kept up. I closed a loan for a Chinese nuclear scientist once. I spoke rather slow to him and over…

Every time I see something on TV about ‘Nascar Country’ I want to shoot myself in the face — we get it Marty Smith, it came from guys running moonshine and, yes, that valley you’re pointing at does have a bunch of race teams. But now the races look like a bunch of corporate sponsored shoe boxes driving in a circle.…