Hopefully The Donzi Scheme is really going to Mexico to pick up a few thousand kilos to finance his schemes all DeLorean style now that Deutschbank, his last loan shark is about to go under.

Or if reality rules the day, and Trump behaves as Trump behaves, comedians all over North America and Latin America will have some fantastic fodder to carry us through the holiday weekend.

If the Texas Militia is led by a whiskeyed up Rick Perry and a high chair riding Hannity on river patrol like we unfortunately witnessed a few years ago, then Alamo II will turn out as bad as the first one except that the Teabaggers and NRA misfits will probably run away first, especially when the Mexicans cut off the…

No need for kidnapping. This is like Rudolph Hess flying to Britain from Germany in the middle of the night during WWII. God knows what that was for, but it happened. So, it’s simple. The Mexicans can just hold him until the campaign is over and then try him for Campaign Crimes against Humanity when it is over.

Busch Heavy, not Diet Coors. Describe your newest favorite craft beer in your reply.

The NFL didn’t buy his grift. Looks like MLB is taking a pass. MMA won’t work without Aaron Hernandez in his corner. There is only one other option outside of the SEC network: Teapublican’t Politics. Those griftees have been groomed by Palin and fired up to a new level by The Donzi Scheme. He could make it work and…

Again answer the original question child. Do you make a mortgage payment each month or pay rent? How much do you pay out in insurance premiums? or do you come from a long line a of white, red neck, willfully ignorant government sponges?

You really are a little fucking child

You missed my point as well. There is a big difference between reading and understanding. I’ll repeat my earlier reply:

You obviously missed my point as evidenced by your first three, hmmph,... “words”. I’ve never enjoyed Nascar despite being surrounded by it geographically and socially. It sucks, but so does any kind of getting inside or on top of any machine to see which machine can run faster and obnoxiously louder. But Nascar has…

Answer the question fuckface. How much in insurance premiums do you pay out, how much is that house payment before you start running your dumb ass fool, Trump supporting, backwards ass redneck mouth about Obamacare. Fess up punk. You’re just like the rest of those little pussies supporting Trump. Blaming your shitty…

Ask any real Nascar fan that really knows about cars, can fix his own car, is an engineer or some type of highly skilled blue collar worker, not just a drunk redneck and you will quickly learn that Nascar’s expansion from a regional unique sport to a national top tier sport is the problem. The serious fans want to…

No shit, that RV probably gets more miles to the gallon of gasoline than Boehner gets miles to the half gallon of Makers Mark. Society is much better off with Willie Nelson getting back On The Road Again driving his tour bus higher’n a church steeple than with Boehner barreling down our byways besotted and blacked out…

Hopefully a horde of lazy, dirty, criminal immigrants that Ill Douche Trumpolini will save us from won’t hijack his shit on the highway either like the Commancheros in The Outlaw Josey Wales led by Colin Kaepernick. But if that happens at least the Ohio State patrol with less training than Boehner’s barber will roll…

He is also a heavy government sponge. That RV, his retirement, his gluttonous, besotted life before retirement, and every dime this leech spends from now on is funded by the government that he shut down twice, rambled on so incoherently about being way too big, and wants to drown in bathtub like each and every…

Moron,

Your Father is correct. Unfortunately, his education efforts would have probably been in vain, Most Americans cannot concentrate long enough to understand and comprehend the Flint sit down strike and the Sleeping Car Porters, let alone Matewan or the Coal Creek War in Coal country. History only fucks up Corporate and…

I’m in withdrawal now, got the shakes, swivels, and DTs. I need my twice a day Donald Trump fuck up fix. He hardly even fucks up once a day anymore. So it’s getting bad over here. Somebody please, please stick a microphone in his face and ask him about Bella Abzug. His answers should hook me up and get me through the…

Mark Davis is a nasty looking motherfucker. Are there any pictures of his mother? There are and it looks like it was all Al’s fault

Are there any licensed morticians that work on living people? If so, dude needs to go see one quick.