what a tiny crowd. barely anyone there. 

Cardi B is another badass woman from the Bronx (see also Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez). Trust me, women from/in the Bronx do not play. 

In the words of Marx…

“And white people are racist. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.”

10. Peter Parker: He seems like a solid dude. Now Tony Starks? He probably makes sly racist remarks when he’s by himself with Pepper Pots. And Thor just looks like a white supremacist. I see how he looks at T’Challa.

Michael Harriot came for me on 1/17/19. I wasn’t ready...

Never forget, Watson and Crick couldn’t figure out how DNA worked from first principles (ie math and reasoning) so they cheated - they found out that Rosalind Franklin had managed to essentially take a picture of it, stole her research and used it without permission and without credit, and then took that massive hint…

That’s like listening to a politician explain why climate change is a farce, right? Or listening to trump on, well, any subject. 

Thanks for this.

OK. But you didn’t ask what kind of math. What if the black kid could add, subtract, multiply and divide large numbers in his head but has never heard of trigonometry, while the white kid had taken an AP calculus course?

A: Her hair is gorgeous. I love the blue in there.

If it’s not a danger to the player or other players leave it the fuck alone. White people are so obsessed with policing black appearance. 

Oh fuck you, take your star but that shit’s in my head now...

I laughed hard when Oprah said to Gayle, “I don’t know Stedman’s [passwords] and I don’t have yours,” and Gayle shot back, “I have yours!” Because of course she does. Also, Oprah is like my mom. I’m glad she’s having the sex and it’s fun and enjoyable for her, but I don’t wanna know!

We all know it’s going to get ugly during this tour and I know frats and sororities rivalries are one thing, but please make it a positive opportunity to educate some of these poor white children and their parents. Maybe put some wonderful aunties in the crowd to help these lost people find their way and tell them,…

Just 30?

I bet Chelsea Jane smells like kombucha and deodorant crystals.

Oh, if ONLY Trump had sense enough to realize he’s clueless and actually ASK SOMEBODY!

Chelsea Jane was just discombobulated being in the presence of so many undoubtedly beautiful, tressed and dressed, good-smelling, well-educated Black women! She didn’t know we existed, had never thought she’d feel so completely inferior and then they all started making a sound?! She thought it was Invasion of the…

Fellow White People, repeat after me: “I’m confused. What’s going on?”