Bruce Springsteen owes a lot to the Jackson 5 for his copy of their version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

“The Root’s Superior ‘Soul’ Cover Christmas” now on Spotify

There was a mob threatening people with a potentially deadly weapon - their possibly lethal spit. Weren’t they frothing at the mouth? How come nobody called 911? Where was the police SWAT team with assault rifles and body armor?

Great example. Think there’s any chance President Trump (allegedly a billionaire) will follow suit and pay for his golf junkets?

I’ll click on anything with Michael Harriot’s byline.

Wish I could say the same. 

I have an addendum too.

...But ...But ...not all... ...never mind.

I’m getting out my extra large bucket, I hear there’s a big market and premium prices for salt made from dried up tears.

No doubt you’re travelling first class to a sales appointment where you’ll take orders for Liberty Paint’s exquisite Optic White, after which you’ll return home to continue your battle with Monopolated Light & Power.

On the other hand it's totally cool to march in the streets screaming "white power". Go figure.

Ouch! [that's the sound of a hit dog hollering]

I’m going to get a big bucket to catch all the white tears us mayo-sapiens will be shedding cuz we weren’t invited, never mind how many times we fuck shit up.

Yup. Read Ibram Kendi. Read Leon Litwack. We’ve been fcking over Black folks since 1619.

Amen.

I’ve got an extra jar of mayonnaise, if you have a hankering.

Thank you for cleaning Keith’s Moustache’s clock.

That’s the ritualized equivalent to “thoughts and prayers” after a shooting

If you’re so inclined, Crystal has a GoFundMe page, #Justice4Crystal. 

Police have killed Black people “armed” with cell phones, wallets, or toy guns because they saw these harmless objects as weapons and “feared for their lives.”