I think Ill ask Idris elba to play me in the movie.

Congratulations! 

Hey, congratulations!  Now that you’ve made the list of Notable Alumni and lived in Bad Homburg, what can you possibly do to follow up?  Have a feature film made about your life?  With Michael B. Jordan as you?

Your joy brings me joy! 

I’d say he’s spent his life alienating his siblings and destroying his children’s sense of self worth.

In the words of the great John Scalzi:

I travel a lot and so does my wife. This would be a MAJOR inconvenience. I hope to hell they do it. I bet this shut down would be shut down - quick.  

He doesn't fly commercial, he wouldn't care.

“...But for federal employees who aren’t salaried, that’s 16 days (and counting) with no back pay, whether they actually went to work or not.”

I kinda wish the TSA would be organized about this and ALL of them stop showing up. That would have a devastating effect. There’s got to be a way to force the toddler-in-chief’s hand (or, that of his GOP minders), and instigating a crippling global air travel clusterf*ck would be the way to do it.

Yup, I have my issues with the TSA (an agency that doesn’t need to exist, if you ask me) but if they ain’t getting paid then I support them in saying they ain’t gonna work. Don’t work for free, folks.

Thank you.  

Plus, he’s wrong. She’s already co-sponsored a bill to end PAYGO, which is a bad policy.

She literally just started her job and you're complaining that she hasn't done anything yet. That's just dumb 

I feel like most anonymous comments that start with “LOL” are probably not sourced too tightly.

When we win according to their stacked rules, they change the rules. 

Yeah, it’s not like he lost his child in a school shooting and was immediately accused of being a crisis actor; threatened and harassed by people who claim his child never existed.

My life is over.

You’re not a psychologist, you’re just a racist.

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