Just today? Maybe not ever, but it's way up there on the all-time list. Hell of a lot better than that dancing baby and the double rainbow.

This is the best thing on the internet today.

I think it’s probably like how you think of a good comeback way after an argument. You’re not thiunking about yelling in the face of this very confident, polite person at your door and then 5 minutes after they leave you go “hey that was kinda weird.”

This is what happens when people have been disenfranchised and messed around for so long — they don’t know how to actually, legally vote! So when some carpetbagging vote harvesters come along, they don’t know any better.

The only reason we are nostalgic for Bush I is because he is dead. I sure wasn’t missing him two weeks ago.

I’m filing “alabastress” away with “saltine-American” in my, “awesome burns learned from The Root” cabinet.

Firstly she deserved hands; those women handled that situation in a really classy controlled manner, Tammy was verbally, mentally outmatched and outclassed.

““Where is your hearing aid today, honey?” One of the black women said mid-eye roll. “Because you are not hearing well today.””

Impugning the good name of the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. 

Like everything, the people who write the books like to downplay the contributions of everyone and anyone that do not look like them..

The electric sewing machine with the different patterns and widths of stitches, stitch types, etc, is a pretty amazing piece of mechanical engineering.

I noticed they never mentioned her again after initially trying to pin it on Bradford. She was also shot in the back. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if we found out the cop was the only shooter in this whole incident.

Just wait till there’s a fire in the evidence lockup and the tapes were destroyed. Luckily nothing else was!

A nosy ass White person can make the call and would simply leave. One of us? We’re getting interrogated like we committed the crime.

I know this is terrible to say but that attorney’s look does not inspire much confidence but I’ma pray for him. 

This whole thing smells fishier with every new development.

Trump Was Assured That No One Would Say Bad Things About Him

I was always wondering what this ‘Life Alert Air Strike’ button I got for my lanyard with my monthly Artisinal Mayonnaise delivery was for

Unbelievable. If any nosy ass white person saw one of us making a fake ID they would call in an air strike.

Those images are appalling and deeply offensive. How racist and up your own ass do you have to be to create and share something like that?