It definitely needs some cartoon sneaking music to go with the whole pose. I’m surprised he wasn’t walking on tip-toes.

Legit laugh out loud when I saw dude’s face. His expression has me rolling, and also has me convinced that this was a crime of opportunity rather than anything planned. “They’re not looking, fuck it.”

I’m not a Bud Light-ologist so I can’t say whether these were 12 or 24 packs. But the former would weigh 45lbs, and the latter 90lbs. Carrying either weight at that weird angle is impressive, so let’s take a moment to appreciate the little things.

Just not getting my hopes up. I’m going to once again do what I’m supposed to do.

Given Dolt 45's dislike of paying people he should appreciate getting the finger from the relatives of a man who died because his cheap ass didn’t want to pay for fire alarms.

She forgot to to add that if you are a white girl, white dudes who go to parties and like beer are TOTALLY safe to be around.

The dog thing kills me. She’s all for secure doors until it comes to leaving one cracked so she can walk her fucking dog because she’s too lazy to shut the door??? That’s some strong privilege right there.

How much would you bet the condo has a rule mandating that she clean up after her dog, and she wasn’t going to do that?

Exactly! What the fuck is that fuckshit? You’re giving this nasty bitch air time to make excuses for what you saw on the video? Really? There’s no excuse for that shit which is why her job correctly fired her nasty ass!

Why do you insist on talking to me?

The Becky is strong with this one

Because they watch Fox, COPS, The First 48 etc that regularly parades black men charged with murder, robbery, drug use. They are feeding themselves garbage like black = criminal. It’s terrifying he couldn’t just go home without worrying about some robocop Reba policing him!

I really need The Root to make a Jobs in Memorium video for all the jobs lost in the line of public racism duty. There’s the Starbucks woman from Philly, The CVS man in Chicago, the Paul Blart Pool cop I feel like there’s been at least one per week like clockwork.  

According to the New York Times, Toles said Sunday that the responding officer told him Mueller felt “uncomfortable” about him being in the building. Toles let the officer know he was the tenant of the apartment, and the police left without citing anyone.

Wait, she got fired?! How will she be able to afford to live there now without a job? Has she started a GoFundMe page yet?

Nah... This guy... this guy is no troll! Look with your eyes, read with your brain. Old white guy can only be a young black woman. And she's either working for the Daily Show or will be soon.

You forgot the part about Obama being a Muslim from Kenya who had a Christian pastor who hated all white people.

Can’t wait for her to play the victim card when she’s outed for being a racist.

It’s about time someone is shedding some light on this issue. Yes some places are coming along but there’s a LOT of work yet to be done. Personally, I would like to see family bathrooms with changing stations. There’s nothing worse that trying to find a bathroom with a baby or my potty training daughter.

Best thing to come of this creature’s recent political awakening is all the alt-right tears. And this article.