Look, since I don’t have non-grey privileges, let me tell you something, you little MAGA-sucking peckerwood. Your old lazy-eyed, droopy lipped, no-talent ass wishes you could write A song and get paid for it.

Classic example of the double standard are California gun laws that these people love to complain are supposedly insurmountable (they’re not...even vaguely). I like to remind them that those gun laws were implemented by their messiah, Ronny Raygun, after the Panthers showed up in Sacramento with guns, not violently,…

I remember this couplet from my childhood:

Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life

This schedule is bananas!!! Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life and he’s on the JV team of gasbags speaking. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton get 9 & 5 minutes to speak? Puh-leeze!! This thing could last a couple of days.

Except, what would happen is somehow the producers get involved and harriett tubman gets a white partner who leads the way and does most of the hard work, while harriet gets dinner and talks to some black people.

10 out of 10 would watch/read/stream/whatever it takes

Until we get the great American spy thriller that i’ve always had in my head for Harriet Tubman, I don’t want to hear from anyone about her.

Mexicans get land in Africa? That doesn’t make any sense. Or do you mean the land where they came from? Cause then you are talking about giving us the entire southwest area of the United States. As for Native Americans, they get the whole continent back. So that pretty much means white people can stay as low paid help…

Freshman year of college me and my roommates went out trying to bond. 6 of us total and I was the only black girl, four of the girls are white and the other girl was EA trans racial adoptee w/ white parents. They went on and on about all the shit they used to steal and from where. I was quietly listening, and then one…

Hmm, so odd, because it sure DID seem to matter whose sermons Barack Obama attended before becoming President. It also mattered whether or not Bill Clinton smoked pot before becoming President.

Whenever someone offers up info like this unprompted I am immediately suspicious.

“They [the officers] had no idea if there were weapons involved, they had no idea what was coming after them

“The law, as well as department policy, requires officers to report when they fire their weapons, and no officer reported such an incident, according to Guglielmi.”

Melaniphobia.

Trumpalepsy.

Blame it on the Ambien.

He blamed his outburst on an illness? How does that go?

“Hi boss, I’m calling in sick today. I came down with a case of racism. Probably caught it from my parents when I saw them over the weekend. I’m staying home today because I don’t want anyone else to catch it, since it’s already been going around the office enough…

I’ll give you that... IF it’s only sausage and eggs. If you are throwing in some toast/waffles/pancakes bacon is better.

Except it’s very often perfectly legal to be armed. Publicly, recklessly, stupidly, but legally.