Oh I know they’re not worth my health. I’m not giving them that. And sometimes I ignore them, but today I feel like calling them out. I probably won’t change any minds but at least they don’t get to go unchallenged.

“We picked the cotton that made America an economic superpower.”

I have. After extensive research and calculations, I figured the exact sum is:

“Pay us for our work, our time, our lynched bodies, our stolen art, our enslaved ancestors, our murdered children and our kidnapped cousins.”

I hope every restaurant in town figures out who this was. May you spend your evenings eating a peanut butter sandwich over the sink.

Man, sometimes people don’t suck.

And maybe if the company paid enough local taxes to fund a reliable public transit system that ensures its employees can get to work (and other places they need to go) without requiring the expense of owning a vehicle.

Yeah. Someone on Twitter pointed out that this story is like when someone reaches their GoFundMe goal to fund a medical procedure. You’re glad about it but you wish it weren’t necessary.

For your dedication to our company, we are going to pay you...wait for it...a living wage! Nah, nevermind, that would actually make sense. 

She had multiple warrants. She ran from the officers inside her residence. The officers were forced to make forced entry into her residence and took her into custody without further incident,” Sgt. Paul Davis told the news station.

When she and her sister leave tennis, the sport will suffer. She is the only player on either side who puts buts in and in front of seats. God Bless you Queen Serena

I feel sort of bad for that kid. She will never have an excuse for anything ever: “Girl you better get your butt out of bed and ready for school, I don’t want to hear about no stomach ache or fever. I won the Australian Open with you, and made it to Wimbledon finals 10 months after you, so don’t tell me you can’t…

Those poor children.

Newsflash white folk that have a problem with us black folk: 

So. Chess, a game invented by brown people, is being playing by black people in Kentucky. The fact that a cracker from Shelburne fucking New Hampshire is shocked by this simple fact is funny to me. Next time, think before you speak, Matt. We wouldn’t want to confuse you with John Schnatter, right?

Dont believe white people. They know everything black people do they excel at, which is why they actively work with everything in their being to supress black greatness.

 I was thinking some sort of wager, spot him a queen, but if he loses, he has to resign the governorship. 

Boy: This ain’t checkers nigga, this chess.. why yo stupid ass in here?

“You tellin’ me that this Country Time Lemonade sippin’ country ass govenor muithafucka ain’t never seen Fresh?”

Some black kids went to his side of town and were surprised to not see any crackers fucking their relatives.