Pre-recorded, but yes the presentation was awesome.

If they offset do we have to replay the anthem? I for one am in favor of this solution as it will result in Gene Steratore having to suppress his laughter while having to announce the off-setting penalties and that we will replay the anthem.

I’m going to show my wife this picture the next time she says I shouldn’t put a collared shirt and blazer on my penis.

(for reference)

The NFL is so concerned with the product on the field, that they’re considering penalizing teams for things that happen before the game even begins.

Just having to look at Mike Brown in his short sleeved shirts with fucking ties, probably farting audibly, would be the end of me.

Wouldn’t they send back the Terminator, not John Connor?

But what about that pregame ritual where they zoom right tight on an athlete’s face who is intensely feeling the anthem?

I cannot imagine trying to have a reasoned, intelligent discussion in that room, trapped with the likes of Irsay, Jerruh, McNair, Davis, Spanos, Haslam, Pegula, Ross, Snyder, et. al.

Hey look, we found the ISIS member!

You mean like how it used to be before 2009?

Notice no players on the sidelines in 1991 for one of the most famous Super Bowl anthem performances ever.

Owner A: “Phew, I don’t think anyone’s talking about Kaep any more and we’ve sidestepped the whole Eric Reid thing. Aren’t we glad the whole anthem protest thing is going away?”

I don’t know how every single meeting of NFL owners doesn’t devolve into the “Are we the baddies” sketch within 10 minutes.

Love to support a troop.

What if the penalty is declined?

No more national anthems at sporting arenas (except “O, Canada” at hockey games in Canada). Problem solved.

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

Honest questions about the (absurdity) of the potential 15 yard penalty:

Guys, guys. Come on. We’re all being silly here. We need to get back to who we are as an ownership group and do what we always do.

This is all so fucking dumb.