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“And they’ve bought her 80 new suits” -The ball is curving back into play!

Counterpoint - in a race to the fucking bottom, everyone loses.  Except for those who run the show.

Shit like that nonsense Randall pulled on the phone is one reason why the divorce rate is over 50% and why some folk die alone.

Me during that scene followed by “Nigga, what?!”

Gen what?  Are you being sarcastic, dude?

They’re forgetting the rapey, nu-metally side of their history. 

The mail is addressed to Brooklyn NY. That counts. 

It was a show-stopper. I can’t think of a red carpet look I’ve seen that conjured up that same “[gasp] DID YOU SEE THAT?” reaction, unless it was in a negative way (like Bjork’s swan dress). It was just amazing.

Look. You just dont bet against a team with Joe Montana at QB. You just dont.


You’re giving a lot of people a lot of credit. Especially considering most people only read headlines. As someone who works in a broadcast news station Damon is right on the money with this one. People want to feel reassured that their little corner of the world is better than the others. Look up articles about any

I am not responding to a eulogy at a private ceremony or some article in some small Pittsburgh-based periodical. This is a piece in The Washington Post. An opinion piece premised on a lie, with multiple lies in its text and a lying-ass title. And these are the sorts of Pollyanna-ish lies that literally endanger

Hey, the black delegation passes on White Grimace.

My late teens/early 20s taught me this when I was a Sales Associate at bed bath and beyond.

Freshman year of college me and my roommates went out trying to bond. 6 of us total and I was the only black girl, four of the girls are white and the other girl was EA trans racial adoptee w/ white parents. They went on and on about all the shit they used to steal and from where. I was quietly listening, and then one

You know what tho? I get her non apology, cause stealing is a THING for middle class/rich white girls. It’s really wild actually. But it is. It’s a coming of age thing for them and they do it all the time like it’s nothing. They go to CVS or wherever and just steal shit cause they can, and because they are white and

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

who tf has the time to go back and be mad about some 3 year old shit?

I want to see a crew of Charles Oakley, Xavier McDaniel, and Ron Artest