Yeah, he’s actually based on a character called “Man-Ape,” who wore a more-literal gorilla costume. But I’m guessing they decided that shit was too dog-whistle-racist to keep, when they redesigned the character.

M’Baku and the Jabari Tribe are Alphas:

never sex, but i live across the street from a university/hospital, and i was woken up by someone blasting kanye west in their car at 3am so loud i could clearly hear every word. and it just kept going.

You know what?

I just can’t with the wypiponess of this...

But by stating that she’s biracial, she’s proclaiming loudly that she’s made up of something more than just white. In general, us white folks don’t hear someone saying they’re biracial and go “Oh, she means she’s white! She’s one of us!”. We hear biracial or multiracial or whatever word a person uses to signify that…

I added a Goff-specific reference to “quick-read,” just for clarity. Thanks.

Yeah, but Newton is another guy who doesn’t play the game the wight way.

yeah, but it doesn’t take a brain genius to look at Cam Freaking Newton, The Guy Who Won MVP & Made A Super Bowl On A Team You Coached For, and go “maybe there’s something we can take from that with our quarterback who has some similar skills”

It’s insane to you that a defensive coordinator doesn’t know how to implement an offense? It sounds like he’s Rex Ryan 2.0

The Caspian, now that’s a good sea. A great sea, a bigly sea.

I recently had to bail my brother out and while I was waiting 6 hours for the police to process him I was perusing flyers and bail bondsman listings on the wall and actually saw one for “Big Baller Bonds”. The listing seemed a couple years old so I’m guessing they actually existed well before the Ball’s company thing,…

Lol. That’s an awful lot of continuous coherent speaking.

Thinking about it, since LiAngelo probably isn’t good enough for the NBA he’s got great odds of ending up in the CBA.

Holy shit someone finally wrote about this. I count down the moments to my anxiety breaks as soon as October 1 comes around. It never fails.

#11 “this list is not productive nor a good conversation starter” guy

I think all that remains from Kristaps to worry about is health. I still dont trust a guy that tall and thin staying healthy. Maybe he is the second coming of Lebron as an athletic freak of nature who rarely gets seriously hurt throughout his prime, but that wont stop me from worrying.

Leonard, we’ve got a winning record this year, and, frankly, some of the guys aren’t happy about it. We’ve got a reputation to uphold.

i have no idea where you get your reports, but that trade was in no way against belichick’s wishes.