Cease Bowel Functions.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

And if you told me the final score of the game in question, I would have assumed you were talking about a video game and not real life.

That was Ana Marie Cox you saw on MSNBC. I saw it too. Watching her made me tear up.

I am 32. I consider myself a strong ass woman. Not a victim. NEVER a victim. But what is shocking, and humbling about this entire election is the fact that other women are speaking out about things that I have just accepted in my life as part of being a woman, and that I’ve forgotten about until now. I truly forgot…

Footage of Ivanka and Jared’s first date.

The pumpkin doesn’t ripen too far from the vine.

I could be wrong, but i’m begining to think Ivanka Trump may not be a very good person.

Can’t wait for the next episode... But for me?

The premise of Westworld, the theme park, is simple: what if we had a place where we could expose our worst selves, and to fall in love and fuck and kill without worrying about the suffering or autonomy of the objects of our love and rage

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

thank you for sharing, I was about to comment as well. I was in undergrad at UM when all this went down, and a few years later, after winning the Sugar Bowl and asked what was going through his mind as he made the kick, Gibbons said “brunette girls.” Fuck both those pieces of shit.

In 2009, Michigan place kicker Brendan Gibbons raped a female student. Taylor Lewan, Gibbons’ roommate at the time, then called the victim and threatened to rape her again if she pressed charges.

Freedoms that make white people uncomfortable aren’t real freedoms. Study it out.

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

Can’t

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.