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Captain Ron J. MacReady
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Yeah, UC1 does go overboard with the amount of enemies, but trust me, they tightened up the gameplay a lot in the remaster. And you should be thankful you don't have to experience the horror of having to use sixaxis controls for balancing on logs.

Wow, color me intrigued. I played the beta and thought the gameplay was solid but the multiplayer wasn't all that great, just like a so-so next-gen version of Unreal Tournament. I've been really curious if the single player makes it worth the purchase.

I'm usually one to just blaze through a game on my first playthrough, but I must have wasted half an hour walking around the market in Madagascar checking it out. Such attention to detail.

Did you play UC1 on PS3 or the remastered version on PS4? Because I thought the remaster fixed a lot of the issues with the gunplay and made it feel more like UC2.

I'm swashbucklin' my way through Uncharted 4, and all I can say is WOW. Such an incredible looking game. It's as good/better looking than The Order without the severely limited scope. The gameplay is pretty much tried and true Uncharted, though. The grappling hook mechanic is cool but doesn't drastically alter the…

To make a dildo of my dick it would cost $15 million in gold!
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(It's big, get it?)

This is not nearly the masterpiece that the Alf flexi discs Burger King gave out were. Check out "Melmac Rock" and "Melmac Girls" on Youtube. 1988 was a banner year for fast food promotions.

Gives new meaning to "the family jewels", am I right?

I think they were remiss by not calling it El Dildorado.

I guess Glenn, Jerry and Doyle still all agree that Bobby Steele is an asshole fucking c-word.

Dang, I assumed they'd score the trailer with a tune by the rapper Haystak.

I read the headline for this and the jet ski levels in Uncharted immediately came to mind. Then I clicked on the article, and boom, there it was, first entry.

I'm about half way through the remastered version of Uncharted 3, to get ready for UC4 on Tuesday!

I think this theory is horseshit!

He was a stable boy, so maybe he got kicked in the head by a horse?

I just hope Melisandre said the right words and didn't pull an Ash in Army of Darkness.

Though it will probably never see the light of day, I'd be fascinated to see Trank's rough cut before the studio imposed the reshoots. If only to see just how dark and violent it was. I hear sometimes these things get leaked to the internets…

Given this article's context of condoms and jizz, I first read this as "Jared Leto comes across a huge turd." Now that's some method acting!

These are intentional.

They said to cut that out.