Jesus text'd.

What about the more colloquial "Jeezus" or "Jeebus"?

Yeah, I knew I was walking into something but wasn't expecting a Deathclaw. I was carrying my trusty pistol which puts a hurtin' on raiders, not so much on Deathclaws.

So yeah, FFXV… I didn't play the first demo, but I hope this platinum one really isn't indicative of what the game is like, because it was boring and lacked the level of polish I'd normally expect from Squeenix. But I was also bored by XIII so maybe FF is a series best left to my fond memories of the PS1 era.

After being drenched with that nuclear orange cheese, no.

Now available at the AMC Theaters concession stand:

Last movie I went to there was a family that brought A GODDAMN BAG OF POTATO CHIPS into the theater and proceed to pass them around and munch loudly.They had to have been those ultra-thin, crispy Lay's because each bite in that otherwise silent theater was like a mini explosion. There's a reason the concession stand…

It has rained so much here that my copy of YM '16 had been delayed for several weeks, but looks like the clouds have parted and it might be delivered this weekend. Don't know why I keep playing it, it's the same iteration every year, with only minor tweaks. Worse than Madden.

Well, didn't check in here last week because I was headed to St. Louis Comic Con! There was a pretty impressive gaming section at the con, and I got to check out Dark Souls III and Tekken 7, and got to play a game using only my eyes at the Newegg booth, pretty impressive tech. I was hoping they'd have a demo of the…

Strange Bitches Brew
Miles Davis crosses paths with the McKenzie brothers, hijinks ensue.

3000 Miles Davis to Graceland

I still have a copy of the NES game Astyanax I never returned to a video store that eventually went out of business. Should I be worried?

In an alternate universe the Marvel movie phenomenon started in the early '80s and was cast with the decade's action stars:

I've always been far more worried about the cavalier deployment of exploding barrels in video game warzones. Aren't explosives usually stored in a controlled environment?

Well, I was immersed in Fallout 4, but I decided to give the free GwG game Sherlock Holmes: Crimes & Punishments a try, and I've been playing it ever since. It gives me fond memories of the old TG-16 CD FMV game Sherlock Holmes Consulting Detective. The other night I stayed up way past my bedtime because I wanted to…

My Exorcist story:

Miami punk band The Crumbs put out a 10" EP in the early '90s, and it ended in a locked groove with an audio sample of the "power of Christ compels you," so basically that would repeat over and over until you got up to turn the record off.

How about that, I actually agree with the ranking!

And the sand worm toy, which looks, uh, awkward.

I saw the movie as a kid and didn't really understand a lick of it, but still loved it because it was a visually impressive sci-fi epic and that's all it took to make my jaw drop when I was 10.