Is he related to Max Power?

I'm assuming they're hidden in someone's ass.

I miss the Turbografx-16 school of the box art/manual looking absolutely nothing like the actual game.

I'm just waiting for the sequel titled Furious and Furiouser

He's actually an uber-nerd about baseball, really knows his shit, and was an analyst during the World Series. It's just he's smug and his delivery is that of a snobby record store clerk telling you why Radiohead is the greatest band ever.

Fucking Brent Musburger. His recent retirement was loooooong overdue.

When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found his PS4 changed into a bed of monstrous vermin.

This literally just gave me an acid flashback

I just got my Switch yesterday, and Fast RMX is pretty dang fantastic too.

I have gigabit internet at my house… so connection speed certainly wasn't an issue. Apparently the traffic crashed Best Buy's servers because tons of people have complained on their forums. Some speculated that bots were to blame since Best buy doesn't employ any kind of Captcha verification.

So, did anybody else deal with the clusterfuck that was Best Buy's online sale of the Switch on Wednesday?

It sounds like The Boomtown Rats!

Knowing someone who worked there or being able to hook the boss up with good weed, at least at the one where I worked (My qualification was the former, not the latter, so don't ask me for no sticky icky).

With their godawfully hip design, EW lately is so obviously pandering to millennials who could not give a fuck less about a fuddy duddy print magazine.

Pfft. A crack team of 7-year-olds announced they were able to fuck up a Switch using only boogers and a PB&J sandwich in 45 seconds flat.

I've got an LG 65-inch UH8500… I bought it because I love 3D blu-ray and saw the writing on the wall that they phasing out 3D, and it seemed somewhat future-proof with having both HDR10 and Dolby Vision. It's awesome for gaming as well. I highly recommend it or the cheaper 55".

Well, I'd be way more excited that my Wii U copy of Zelda: BotW is arriving in the mail today if'n I wasn't already immersed in the incredible world of Horizon: Zero Dawn.

But couldn't you just jerk off and fool the thing, like when I set the world record in World Class Track Meet by pounding on the Power Pad with my hands?

Cf. Big Gay Al

AF! Am I doing this right?