Sounds like you're experiencing some High Tension.

The family is tormented until Kurtwood Smith shows up and says,

Question: I haven't played every Zelda, so is the enemy bait in more games than just the NES original?

And the majesty of pinball champion Frederick Unger Kingston, whose many accomplishments have been lost to the ages because the machines wouldn't let him enter his initials.

That's the main reason I'll never part with my Dreamcast, for the awesome versions of SFIII, SF Alpha 3, Marvel vs. Capcom 2 and Garou: Mark of the Wolves.

Haven't you ever heard of the famous arcade champion Arthur Scott Smith, who travels the globe setting high scores? For shame.

Posted this over in WAYPTW too, but this is probably a better place:

A friend and I had an ongoing argument over whether Blanka was yellow or green. I really think it's a matter of personal color perception like that fucking dress.

Probably will be a good idea to wait a little while for a tournament after the inevitable post-launch patches. Fighting games are never 100% stable online at launch.

There is no such thing as a non-kick ass Peckinpah film. Yes, even Convoy.

If reading this gets you in the mood for a fantastic western, pick up Bone Tomahawk.

Did you play the beta? Unlike a lot of previous SF games, it wasn't quite as easy to just jump in with a character you know and kick ass. There's been tweaks/additions/subtractions to everyone, while some characters like Charlie feel completely new. It reminds me of Street Fighter III in a lot of (good) ways.

Juri isn't on the initial roster, but she is one of the six confirmed DLC characters. The first one will be Alex in March though, with them doling out I think one a month afterward.

I suppose since it's double XP weekend what I'll be playing is Star Wars: Battlefront! Has anyone been playing after the latest patch? I think I like the changes. I definitely know I'm not getting killed every 30 seconds by people spamming the heat-seeking missiles, so that's a plus.

Any time a studio buys a known TV property and wants to change it significantly for a movie version, the execs should be locked in a room and forced to watch, Alex DeLarge-style—this, 1998's one two punch of Lost in Space and The Avengers, Wild Wild West and Land of the Lost.

After its abysmal opening last week, what are the chances of seeing Pride & Prejudice & Zombies in a future installment of MWoF?

Time to remake my favorite porno, Stabbin' Cabin Fever

I thought this said pornography, then I realized there's no way to explain all I want to know about it in 5 minutes.

Next mystery to solve: where he got that fuckin' rad ass shirt!

Ron Howard was a good choice for this on the strength of his resume—