Far Cry 4 was a lot of fun, and one of the few open world games I wished there was actually more of. I think I logged about 25 hours and cleared most of the map. Compare to MGSV, which I'm 40 hours in and about half through. *bangs head against wall*

I downloaded the EA Access trial of Unravel last night, and it is an incredibly beautiful game. If you took the aesthetic mood of Flower and crossed it with the 2D platform-puzzle gameplay of Max: The Curse of Brotherhood or Limbo, this is what you'd get.

I don't think that Shaggy could be worse even if they replaced him with Shaggy 2 Dope.

Whichever you choose, better cancel any upcoming appointments. Any of those three is a massive time sink!

For once in a long while, I'm not really sure what I'll be playing this weekend. I'm a little burnt out on the two massive open world games I've been making my way through (MGSV and Just Cause 3). Though I have a massive backlog, I've actually been spending my time catching up on TV shows (Jessica Jones, Mad Dogs, Ash…

Just buy a Wii. Pretty much all the good games (except for maybe Legendary Axe?) are on the virtual console.

Time for the triumphant return of Campo! Woofers, tweeters and 100-disc changers are making a comeback, baby!

I bought all my Turbografx-16 games at Babbage's!

I'm a big DVD collector, and Big Lots used to be awesome when it was a closeout store that had actual closeouts, like hard-to-find and out-of-print DVDs. Now it's just utter shit like 2,000 copies of Marley & Me 2.

Also the smell of cheap, notebook paper-quality toilet tissue.

My city's old Circuit City is now a Big Lots, a chain that also has its own inscrutable smell. If you go in and breathe deep it makes for a revolting nose cocktail.

Yeah, what up with that?

It's as if "evil tree movie" is just a dumb premise.

This new cruelty-free version features a horse's head made of tofurkey.

You'll get arrested for being a badass '80s oi band?

I didn't know the kids today were into Evel Knievel. Obviously white privilege also affords you access to classic '70s TV.

I think he's asking his buddy to smell the cooch on his finger.

Judging by the picture—does he mention that his white privilege has apparently afforded him the luxury of a glorious green Nudie suit?

Or fap!

I dunno, I'd say the sixties had a better good-stuff-to-crap ratio than that, or could be that a lot of the truly worthless crap has just been forgotten in the intervening years.