Wherever I May Foam

PEEING METAL OUT OF YOUR BUTT

You remember when Metallica's slogan was "METAL UP YOR ASS"?

How do you tell the difference from his regular hair?

That can't be all the puns that she wants.

I read an article that said Snow, a beer only sold in China, is the world's best-selling beer. Wrap your head around that for a minute. The Chinese must drink the fuck out of some beer. I mean, my college roommate Stu could put away a 30 pack in a night.

…And Horsepiss for All

Woody in an Apes movie??? That sounds BANANAS.

*Frankie Muniz wakes up, looks at blank appointment book dejectedly*

Damn, Ken Cosgrove is pissed!

Curious about this too. It'd be a bummer if it was standalone like that Mordor DLC. I want to be able to use my already buffed character and be able to use the new weapons in the core game.

How could they even have a community? Aren't they locked in a constant battle to decide who is the deadliest ninja?

'Snothing. That's the song that would play in my head if I was on ANW.

We
Are
Sexual
Perverts

Between this, new albums from Maiden, Ghost B.C., The Sword, Motorhead, Pentagram… it's a great time to be a headbanger. I have the strangest urge to grow my hair back out and wear denim.

Too much red tape to get your atrocity license. Then it's hard for an indie atrocity store to compete when the big box stores are selling atrocities at cost.

Now you're a MAH-UN! A M-A-N mayun!

For me, it's the original Super Mario Bros. in its entirety.

I just looked at her IMDB page and it lists Fantastic Four 2 as "announced." Did the first do gangbusters overseas or some shit?

Anybody remember the first-person sequence from the Doom movie that was basically the best thing about it? That was very cool, but it was also only about five minutes long.