I'd put money that there was a three-hour director's cut that the studio nixed when they figured out finishing the SFX would be expensive. They did after all delay it from July 2014 to Feb 2015 with the excuse of "needing more time to finish the effects."

It's a Cinderella story through the Wachowskis' warped lens.

Raising Hope/Deadwood crossover??

HBO, if you don't make this happen, you suck cock by choice.

All Apoplexies

Drain You (of Blood and Replace it with Formaldehyde)

That man certainly looks like he has tequila in his heartbeat and his veins burned gasoline that kept his motor runnin' but never kept him clean.

This movie reminds me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, in that I really admire what the filmmaker was going for but it's not entirely successful. Both movies have some unforgettable moments but a lot of it falls flat. And both are '80s satires at heart with some outrageously over-the-top performances. I think they'd make…

In my early 20s, I moved around a lot. I once got a collection letter saying that I owed Columbia House several hundred dollars from an apartment address I hadn't lived at for a few years. Now, I did once have a CH account there, but it was paid up and canceled. I guess someone stole my name from some mail that was…

..and they introduce NFL Superpro in that film's post-credits sequence.

Marvel Phase 19, Epic Comics: Dreadstar, Elfquest, Groo the Wanderer, Alien Legion

Next thing I know you're going to tell me my favorite childhood movie wasn't Ghostbursters.

Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 10: Speedball, Sleepwalker, Not Brand Ecch, Howard the Duck, Marvel's Avengers 7: Doctor Druid meets Black Knight

Yeah, the lack of Turbografx-16 games annoys me. I probably have about 12 on the old Wii and would gladly pay $1 apiece to upgrade to Wii U versions.

Ah, well I suppose that's a happy medium. May pick it up now.

I'm inclined to believe him, though "fantastic" is probably hyperbole. Fox has a track record of C- theatrical versions of movies that later got B-worthy director's cuts. Daredevil and Kingdom of Heaven—Elektra was a turd at any length though. I'm trying to think if there are more.

I would besmirch my pantaloons with poo if they'd bring Eternal Darkness to the VC.

The main thing they totally got right about Rare Replay: value. 30 games for 30 bucks is tough to beat (unless you're a Best Buy Gamer's Club member like me and got it for $25!)

Multiplicity: a sitcom featuring Jamie Madrox, loosely based on the Michael Keaton film of the same name

In keeping with the X-Men comics of the '90s, they should just start an all X-Men channel with 20 different shows.