"Done"? "The Witcher 3"? I have heard tell of this mythic accomplishment but I fear it is only superstitious, hopeful ramblings of the downtrodden townsfolk.

What is this multiplayer you speak of? Seriously, 3D World is one of the best solo Mario games in the series. Every level is just perfectly designed.

I think that 100%'n a Mario game, unless you have the manual dexterity of a Victorian London pickpocket, is a fool's errand. I have the scars from Galaxy 2 to prove it.

PS1 games definitely show their age on my 60" HDTV… playing them on Vita is where it's at if you have one.

I'm an avowed racing game nut, so no surprise to say I wish I was playing Forza 6 right this gosh darned minute. The Porsche pack for Forza Horizon 2 will have to do for now I guess.

If they really wanted to relate to gamers, they should've worn the most common attire…

So does this mean my Uncle Steve is secret agent material? He consumes 36 units of Natural Light daily.

Things get really outta hand when Charhisnards enters the picture.

DEATH TO FALSE DIKACHU

Barn-nards-bas

Mine is named Herbie, as in…

John Dildoinger

Maybe he named it after Depp's upcoming role…

Johnny DEEP

Captain Jack Swallow

My first thought was Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds. Like Channing is the cool, sexy jocky bro, but his dick is a total nerd.

Or "Wrapped Around Your Finger" at weddings.

Edgar Winter already came. Repeatedly.

As if assholes that listen to Smash Mouth and Sammy Hagar ever eat anything but take out.

As if assholes that listen to Smash Mouth and Sammy Hagar ever eat anything but take out.