It looks like a piss-poor Link cosplay that forgot to include the hat.

OOPS, I meant WHOLE FOODS. Yeah, that's the ticket. *moves eyes back and forth suspiciously*

I was at Wal-Mart a couple days ago and there was a display packed to the brim on one side with "party size" cappuccino Lay's chips, the other side relatively empty save for a few bags of the other flavors.

Link is blocked by my work's web filter as "adult content"…

True Detective Vol. II: Swingin' Dicks

My rap name is Ebonyzer Skrooj.

Oh, my mistake, I thought you were hiring a runt blower…. *scurries off*

Is it on purpose that that Sim looks like Tinderfella?

You had me at "Apple releases tool"

Served with a side of onion ringu.

Produces a fatal burp seven days after eating it.

Time is a flat burger

Eyeliner up to get me one of those burgers!

OK, let's spitball some band names…

#notallbaldmen

Every band I've every been in I've tried to talk my fellow bandmates into running onto stage a la a basketball team to 2 Unlimited's "Get Ready for This" to start our show. So far, no dice.

We's faymous!

After a few days with the game, I'm mildly enjoying myself. My main complaint with Destiny is that as a wannabe addictive loot-and-shoot, it does a terrible job of making your loot interesting.

*sighs dejectedly* I was saying boo-ber.

With an unnecessarily long backstory explaining why he was all alone—his parents were killed in a fertilizer plant explosion, and he's hated plants ever since.