Its not until you realize he admires authoritarian dictators (dicktater?) that you realize the leadership he is looking to impose. 45 has already done enough damage in 3 weeks to equal 3 years for most other presidents.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD

Coriander leaves are just cilantro by the way.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

I’m my own frickin’ spirit animal.

You’re making it way too complicated, man.

You’re making it way too complicated, man.

I honestly don’t know how most sane American’s aren’t walking around screaming constantly like they just found a normal human in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

I don’t even own an iPhone and I hate you.

I ended up trying the cheesecake this past weekend using a recipe that I got from Cook’s Illustrated and just adapted for mason jars. How did you get your jars to stay submerged? Mine floated at the top of the water bath the entire time, so just curious. Also, how did you deal with the condensation that formed in the…

Way way way back in the early days of CDs (1984 to be specific), a studio founded by two classically trained musicians called TELARC produced a number of CDs that were specifically arranged and mastered to make full use of a CDs range. (DDD mastering)

This is a magnificent obituary and is exactly how she deserves to be memorialized.

Which then makes you sound even more exclusive, which then brings more people to you asking if you "party". You then try to scare them off with promises of sheetcake and bounce houses, but they just think you are so hip and ahead of them, they want you even more. Eventually you end up running an empire of night clubs…

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

Wait what. Now I'm scared of this weird sore throat I have right now that is kind of at the base of my throat. Oh god. I'm going to die.

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