*when the media started paying attention to epidemic of police violence,

Its a snarky reference to the way people have been talking about the quarter back of the Panthers, who’s black, and does end zone dances (just like a zillion white quarter backs) but because he’s dabbing (and is black) instead of doing, I don’t know, the mashed potato or something, people are making it into a respect…

It’s a reference to the letter a white lady wrote complaining about Cam Newton’s celebratory dance, the dab. She just ended her routine with it and incorporated other urban dance moves some people (haters) might find distasteful.

Not a fan of John Scott the enforcer, but I absolutely love John Scott the human being. This was an incredible moment. He even earned the MVP! For the record, the NHL didn’t put him on the MVP ballot either. Fans wrote him in and he won anyway. Suck it, Bettman.

Bettman should thank whatever God he believes in that Scott didn’t club him over the head with the trophy and then run over his body with the car.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

Oh my god, the rest of the world has discovered otherkin.

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

Came here to post that.

YouTube Red? Isn’t that a little too close to RedTube?

In your position, I’d either be on trial for burning down that house or owing thousands of dollars for breaking the lease and fleeing back to the US. Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

You lost me at tarantula behind your computer monitor. Dealbreaker.

Based on any plank variations I’ve done previously, I suspect you’ll hate them more. But also love them more. And so the great exercise ambivalence continues...

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

Redskins fan here. Thank you for capturing in words what I’ve felt for the last decade. I quite literally take joy in all the Deadspin articles published about this sh*t hole of a team now. I’m rooting for rock bottom. Because only then will something of significance actually change. The regime still doesn’t…

My DC neighbor summed it up great when explaining why he was wearing a Susan G Koman shirt not a Redskins one yesterday:

What type of Donald Sterling-esque fuck up do you think it would take to force Snyder to sell the team?

The real problem with this is that unless your ownership is utterly incompetent (i.e. Detroit) you have a profit before any player even sets foot on the field.

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

Yeah, I think it’s definitely time for a new Hive on this subject - it’s been a while.